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How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
P Monkeys 92.58 Dawg Pound 105.78 -2.1
-0.7
Brokeback Locke 117 WinstonWeaselWa 114.06 +0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 9/22100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
P Monkeys vs xmmanningx+3.1-1.9-3.1
+0.7-0.5-0.7
En4cingHernande vs Boner Salad-0.5+0.7+0.5
+0.0+0.1-0.0
Luke’s Your Fat vs Brokeback Locke-0.4+0.4+0.4
-0.0+0.1+0.0

What If

Chances based on how well the P Monkeys finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs12345678910Count
1110-0-0In10012,289
10.59-0-1In10002,395
109-1-0In99196,133
8-0-2In982275
9.58-1-1In9550021,609
7-0-3In871323
98-2-0In93700431,416
7-1-2In782112,272
8.57-2-1In71272087,333
6-1-3In3938221138
87-3-0In63334001,152,679
6-2-2In304919207,576
5-1-4In5038138
7.56-3-1In234825400203,965
5-2-3In32442256433
76-4-0In1645327002,016,258
5-3-2In1154133101015,573
4-2-4In46381513
6.55-4-1In09343916200306,241
4-3-3In321442741652
65-5-0In052641235002,419,797
4-4-2100.0%02153934101019,048
3-3-4In727531315
5.54-5-199.901933391620306,360
3-4-396.032745214654
54-6-099.8005264123402,015,767
3-5-293.802184231615,636
2-4-460.020404010
4.53-6-190.50112393810204,703
2-5-359.21114641404
1-4-5Out1001
43-7-085.80083443141,152,552
2-6-253.901945467,667
1-5-425.025758
3.52-7-146.807405387,711
1-6-320.92179134
32-8-039.60043560432,784
1-7-215.3015852,209
0-6-433.333673
2.51-8-111.400118922,010
0-7-3Out10024
21-9-08.6099195,657
0-8-22.2298317
1.50-9-11.11992,390
10-10-00.519912,358
Total:94.4%15141313111198611,155,500
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs