"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 12/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Bieska and Lulo 253.36 RIP Heatley's F 190.89 -12.2
-0.8
Crosby-Laich-Bo 243.52 Oshie & Him 255.67 +1.5
+0.1
Tenacious Turtles 215.58 OEL Sweedwagon 215.03 -1.0
-0.0
Book Hockey 198.32 Datsyukian Deke 193.18 +0.8
Tatar Tots 181.29 Pimpin' Ain't P 237.08 -0.5
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 1/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Tenacious Turtles vs RIP Heatley's F-13.1+13.1
-0.9+0.9
Crosby-Laich-Bo vs OEL Sweedwagon-0.8+1.7
-0.0+0.1
Oshie & Him vs Pimpin' Ain't P+1.5-0.6
+0.1-0.0
Book Hockey vs Tarasenkyu Very+1.0-0.5
Tatar Tots vs Datsyukian Deke-0.6+0.7
Nailing Yaks vs Drouination-0.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the RIP Heatley's F finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
1710-0In98216,512
169-1In772220144,522
158-2In304421400666,382
147-399.8%31633311430001,795,125
136-481.8004163131153003,151,006
125-519.30003163332142003,755,760
114-60.400052239276003,076,038
103-70.00021440359001,713,184
92-8Out0113423860619,382
81-9Out011451304132,049
70-10Out122522515,052
Total:39.3%246791112131311731015,085,012
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs