"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/19100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
4 Penis Wine 105.76 Karnt Destroyers 85.72 -12.5
-0.7
Flying Scrotum 68.48 Fear Boners 51.14 +1.7
+0.1
Sample Text 124.48 Equipmunk 113.48 -1.2
Dilde Crushers 131.84 I'm Inside Me 59.2 -0.7
-0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 11/26100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Karnt Destroyers vs I'm Inside Me+15.4+1.4-20.8
+0.6+0.0-0.9
Dilde Crushers vs Equipmunk-5.0-3.8+3.0
-0.2-0.2+0.1
Fear Boners vs Sample Text-0.8+4.1+0.3
+0.0+0.1-0.0
Flying Scrotum vs 4 Penis Wine+2.6+1.8-1.2
+0.2+0.1-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Karnt Destroyers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs12345678Count
93-0-0In15741116,072,770
8.52-0-1In3672822,024,706
82-1-099.7%0365113020,346,623
1-0-2In162334218,677
7.51-1-194.184046604,270,810
0-0-397.513463937,707
71-2-059.011345346020,213,297
0-1-264.7114503050219,827
6.50-2-17.607434092,054,044
60-3-00.2013444206,288,547
Total:72.7%22226231585061,717,008
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs