"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/19100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Dilde Crushers 131.84 I'm Inside Me 59.2 -21.3
-0.7
Flying Scrotum 68.48 Fear Boners 51.14 +5.7
+0.2
Sample Text 124.48 Equipmunk 113.48 -3.0
-0.2
4 Penis Wine 105.76 Karnt Destroyers 85.72 -2.8
-0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 11/26100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Karnt Destroyers vs I'm Inside Me-10.7-3.5+14.8
-0.5-0.1+0.7
Flying Scrotum vs 4 Penis Wine+3.3-1.5-1.2
+0.1-0.1-0.0
Fear Boners vs Sample Text+0.4+1.3-0.5
Dilde Crushers vs Equipmunk-0.4+1.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the I'm Inside Me finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs12345678Count
83-0-097.0%35422032,748,943
7.52-0-186.5937411301,177,804
72-1-029.806234325214,230,033
1-0-223.5032148272165,782
6.51-1-12.4023354113,964,534
0-0-30.302161187,796
61-2-00.107464823,472,902
0-1-2Out028701272,441
5.50-2-1Out0247413,198,595
50-3-0Out1285312,478,178
Total:13.1%247153041161,717,008
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs