"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/29100.0*Chance wins title100.0*Promoted100.0*Relegated100.0*Average seed
UFA 04G Gold 0 Rush Azul 2004 1 -0.2
-1.7
-0.6
Ambush SC G04 Red 2 Rapids FC Lady 1 -0.1
-0.6
+0.1
NTH Top Whi TH 4 GSA 04 White 0 -0.1
-0.2
*No
SSA Chelsea 04G 0 DDYSC 04 Wolves 3 -0.0
NTH Top Whi MN 0 UFA 04G Gold 2 *No
+0.4
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 11/5100.0*Chance wins title100.0*Promoted100.0*Relegated100.0*Average seed
GSA 04 White vs Ambush SC G04 Red+0.2+0.0-0.0
Rush Azul 2004 vs NTH Top Whi TH-0.2-0.1+0.0
NTH Top Whi MN vs DDYSC 04 Wolves+0.1+0.0-0.0
Rapids FC Lady vs Atlanta Fire --0.0+0.1+0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the UFA 04G Gold finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:ChanceChance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-Lwins titlePromoted123456789101112RelegatedCount
372-0-00.0%0.2%0063460No2,506,066
341-1-0No0.0008866No4,461,309
321-0-1No0.000282160No18,416,582
310-2-0NoNo0180190No986,537
290-1-1NoNo0494830No5,898,901
270-0-2NoNo019502730No6,292,413
Total:0.0%0.0%00046624510No38,561,808
Points
Chance Will Win Championship