"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 2/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Shwa Mulleteers 946 Twice as Good 858 -13.0
-0.7
Happy Gilmore 1054 Kane's TheRapist 570 +3.0
+0.1
Jagr Bombs 501 Fracks 647 -2.8
Poogs 473 Don't Toews Me, 1052 +0.7
-0.0
Puslinch Bulldogs 843 Red Light Distr 953 +0.6
Gibby's Grinders 1135 Doughty Little 656 -0.3
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 2/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Twice as Good vs Kane's TheRapist+16.8+7.3-16.9
+0.6+0.1-0.6
Fracks vs Shwa Mulleteers-6.4+3.0+6.4
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Poogs vs Puslinch Bulldogs-2.4+2.5+2.3
-0.1+0.1+0.1
Don't Toews Me, vs Gibby's Grinders-1.2*+0.1+1.2
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Red Light Distr vs Jagr Bombs+0.4*-0.3-0.4
+0.1-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Twice as Good finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
244-0-0In0062641233927,935
233-0-1In0429521574,590
223-1-099.1%0112454113,702,120
2-0-2In236612,231
212-1-196.6232633224,063
1-0-395.54155522
202-2-072.70106226105,554,380
1-1-271.34672814,517
191-2-154.23514240224,526
0-1-357.75838426
181-3-012.80134535703,705,664
0-2-210.3104934602,273
170-3-13.64354814074,962
160-4-00.104315510929,419
Total:61.8%00026173722115115,426,728
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs