How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 2/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Shwa Mulleteers 946 Twice as Good 858 +0.1
+0.5
Jagr Bombs 501 Fracks 647 -0.1
+0.2
Poogs 473 Don't Toews Me, 1052 +0.0
Happy Gilmore 1054 Kane's TheRapist 570 -0.1
Puslinch Bulldogs 843 Red Light Distr 953 -0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 2/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Fracks vs Shwa Mulleteers-0.0*InIn
-0.8-0.1+0.4
Twice as Good vs Kane's TheRapist-0.0*InIn
Don't Toews Me, vs Gibby's Grinders+0.1+0.0-0.1
Doughty Little vs Happy Gilmore-0.1+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Shwa Mulleteers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
304-0-0In44451005,304,553
293-0-1In22512520379,362
283-1-0In42245264016,314,682
2-0-2In114433579,981
272-1-1In063544150850,857
1-0-3In5284721126
262-2-0In011037466017,577,585
1-1-2In02235915014,450
251-2-1In011861200588,636
0-1-3In12602781
241-3-0In0044642707,761,259
0-2-2In127561504,863
230-3-1In02557171126,930
220-4-0100.0%0104341601,206,043
Total:100.0%6132023261020050,139,408
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs