"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 2/23100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Cobra Lazerface 21 Semin Stains 3 -0.2
Bill Barilkos B 16 Team Marlinsk! 8 +0.2
PK & the Cropdu 7 Boobs o'clock 17 +0.2
CPo 14 Death by Daneyko 10 +0.1
Adams 15 West L.A. Break 9 -0.1
-0.0
Week of 3/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
CPo 14 Team Marlinsk! 10 +0.2
PK & the Cropdu 18 Double You's! 6 -0.2
DoSomethignDarcy 9 Boobs o'clock 15 +0.1
-0.0
Cobra Lazerface 20 Death by Daneyko 4 -0.1
Week of 3/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
PK & the Cropdu 10 Bill Barilkos B 14 +0.3
Mustache Bobby 5 CPo 19 +0.1
Cobra Lazerface 9 Team Marlinsk! 15 -0.1
Houston Aeros 24 West L.A. Break 0 +0.1
+0.3
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs