"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

If winner is:HomeHome OTHome SOAway SOAway OTAway
Week of 7/10100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Red Tube vs Tripping BillieInIn*In*In*In-0.0
+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.0+0.0-0.7
Team 2nd Half vs Chiefs+0.3+0.3+0.3-0.0-0.0-0.0
Porkswords vs PP Touch+0.1+0.1+0.1-0.1-0.1-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Red Tube finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
2450-0In4048122,938,002
2340-1In364914243,250
2241-0In2326333,600,356
30-2In2326338,102
2131-1In228664235,351
20-3In230635144
2032-0In02573911,733,751
21-2In02564025,764
10-4In1001
1922-1In025045383,246
11-3In24944557
1823-0In011573200409,749
12-2In9563501,330
1713-1In0643428012,842
02-3In67333
1614-0In02948203047,254
03-2In1155724388
1504-199.8%117492850651
1405-094.203203833603,666
Total:100.0%143042122000009,323,607
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs