"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

If winner is:HomeHome OTHome SOAway SOAway OTAway
Week of 7/10100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Multiple Scorga vs Kung Fu Pandas-5.2-4.1-4.2+4.9+5.0+5.1
-0.6-0.1-0.1+0.6+0.6+0.6
Eden Hall Warri vs Sticky Shafts-0.2-0.2-0.3-0.5-0.4+0.2
+0.0-0.1-0.1-0.1-0.1-0.0
Grizzled Vets vs Shenanigans+0.3*+0.1*+0.1-0.3-0.4-0.2
Red Tube vs Tripping Billie+0.3*-0.1-0.3*-0.2-0.3-0.2
Porkswords vs PP Touch-0.1*-0.1*-0.1*-0.2*-0.1+0.1
Team 2nd Half vs Chiefs-0.1-0.1-0.1-0.0-0.0+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Kung Fu Pandas finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
840-080.3%019323817300535,809
730-110.10193240172135,890
631-00.100321472722,004,513
20-20.102185029212,957
521-1Out0227665380,685
10-3Out123705560
422-0Out263352,812,087
11-2Out2633523,954
00-4Out60405
312-1Out13267356,952
01-3Out13169492
213-0Out6941,759,904
02-2Out69411,361
103-1Out595111,181
004-0Out991412,343
Total:5.2%001232613334008,558,693
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs