How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/30100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Scratching Clit 1 Puck off 0 +5.6
+0.5
Dead Islanders 1 Who wants to tr 0 +0.6
+0.0
ogie oglethorpe 1 Grabner Balls 0 +0.6
+0.0
Muffalo Shavers 1 Call of Hrudey 0 +0.3
+0.0
Les tête carré 1 Cunning Stunts 0 +0.2
+0.0
CSKA Moscow 1 Los Dandys 0 +0.2
joynt squad 1 Team WB 0 +0.1
+0.0
If winner is:HomeHome OTHome SOAway SOAway OTAway
Week of 11/6100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Scratching Clit vs Call of Hrudey+6.7+5.9+5.7-4.3-4.0-12.8
+0.4+0.4+0.4-0.3-0.2-0.8
CSKA Moscow vs Who wants to tr+1.0-0.6-0.7-1.8-1.6-0.7
+0.0-0.0-0.0-0.1-0.1-0.0
Los Dandys vs Puck off-0.8-0.7-1.0+0.4*+0.0+1.7
joynt squad vs Grabner Balls+0.9-0.4-0.4-1.3-1.3-1.1
+0.0-0.0-0.0-0.1-0.1-0.0
Muffalo Shavers vs Cunning Stunts+0.4*-0.2*-0.2-1.0-0.8-0.6
+0.0-0.0-0.0-0.1-0.0-0.0
Les tête carré vs Team WB+0.3-0.3-0.3-0.6-0.6-0.4
Dead Islanders vs ogie oglethorpe+0.1*-0.1*-0.2*-0.2-0.3*-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Scratching Clit finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTplayoffs1234567891011121314Count
40190-0In1000852
39180-1In1008
38170-2In96445*
37171-1In88110206*
36161-2In74242709*
35162-1In55387002,106*
34152-2In364516205,418*
33153-1In20442871011,881*
32143-2In83238184025,009*
31144-1In2163632121045,763*
30134-2In0623382670080,364*
29124-3100.0%0110303719300126,960*
28125-2100.00031537341110105,475
114-4100.0002153535121083,666*
27115-399.8004224127500118,037
126-199.8005244125400139,863*
26116-298.5011034401410183,468
105-498.201933401520151,818*
25106-392.6002184230700184,920
117-193.2003194229600215,928*
24107-280.3007324017200246,041
96-476.7006294220300145,030*
118-082.90193539152063,384
2397-356.400216393310100221,394
108-160.702184030810190,440
86-551.201133735121065,989*
2298-233.8006274022400257,889
87-429.0005244025600153,579*
109-037.50073039193067,476*
2188-312.60111333715200260,613*
99-115.6021436341320183,508*
2089-24.4004213928810212,342
78-43.3003183831910107,068
910-04.800522382771072,632*
1979-30.701727392140147,311
810-10.901829382040173,519*
18710-20.1002153634121137,711
69-40.102133535131114,187*
17610-30.00042141285104,060*
711-10.00006254124477,920
16611-2Out0110354113125,417*
15612-1Out00322472779,349*
14512-2Out0111444547,910*
13513-1Out04346226,867*
12413-2Out01227713,851*
11414-1Out012886,594*
10314-2Out06942,948*
9315-1Out4961,159*
8215-2Out199435*
2-7Out1001,044*
Total:48.5%01135914161513107524,790,163

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs