"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/4100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Horse on a Plan 6 SakicIsGod 5 -17.7
-1.1
Silk Pylons 4 Blue Scorpions 6 -3.6
-0.0
Bobrovsky on da 7 La Creme Suprem 2 +1.1
rymo 9 Chelis Chili Ba 2 -1.0
Tys Team 8 I love weed. 1 -0.8
-0.1
Randy Marsh 5 Wolf Stansson 6 -0.2
-0.2
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
rymo vs SakicIsGod-34.2-3.1In
-0.9+0.1+1.5
La Creme Suprem vs I love weed.-5.4-1.8+9.8
-0.2-0.1+0.4
Bobrovsky on da vs Chelis Chili Ba+6.2-2.3-5.8
+0.4-0.2-0.3
Tys Team vs Randy Marsh-6.1-3.1+3.0
-0.4-0.3+0.2
Silk Pylons vs Wolf Stansson-3.9+1.8+1.8
-0.4+0.2+0.2
Horse on a Plan vs Blue Scorpions+1.8-1.7-1.8
+0.2+0.1-0.2

What If

Chances based on how well the SakicIsGod finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
2381-0-0In58426,622,878
2270-0-137.9%830382041,624,661
2160-1-06.87283922411,259,711
Total:41.0%2021202413219,507,250
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs