"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Ducks 3 Oilers 4 (so)-0.1
Devils 1 Blackhawks 2 -0.1
Kings 2 Penguins 3 +0.1
+0.1
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Stars vs Jets+0.6+0.6-0.1-1.1
+0.3+0.3-0.1-0.5
Oilers vs Blackhawks-0.0-0.2-0.1+0.1
Predators vs Kings-0.0-0.1*-0.0+0.1
+0.1+0.0-0.1-0.1
Wild vs Rangers-0.1-0.1+0.0+0.1
Coyotes vs Sabres-0.1-0.1+0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Week of 3/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Blackhawks vs Wild-0.1-0.1*+0.0+0.1
+0.0-0.0-0.1-0.0
Flames vs Islanders-0.0-0.0*-0.0+0.1
-0.0-0.0+0.0+0.1
Lightning vs Canucks+0.1+0.0-0.1-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Stars finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTplayoffs12345678910111213141516Count
112160-0In524801,207
111150-1In346511,059
110151-0In257415,506*
109141-1In1780313,263*
108142-0In10855037,328*
107132-1In6859071,953*
106122-2In382150150,965*
105123-1In2752300238,921*
104113-2In1653410210,998
124-0In1683010190,286*
103114-1In05542300372,725
103-3In05145400167,413*
102104-2In03952800408,216
115-0In04449700264,925
93-4In0375491080,589*
101105-1In0285515200581,313
94-3In0255617200300,045*
10095-2In0155227500576,336
106-0In0185225500344,417
84-4In0145129610128,816*
9996-1In08423612200681,444
85-3In07413713200384,216*
9886-2In3274023610618,827*
97-0In04294021500345,859
75-4In02254025710136,252
9787-1100.0%115363313200616,657
76-3In11435341530361,191*
9677-2100.006243725710490,477
88-0100.007253724600273,754
66-4100.005223627910118,518*
9578-1100.0021332351620433,053
67-3100.0021231361730253,144*
9468-299.7005203829700300,010
79-099.7005213729700242,016*
9369-198.7011031391710236,239
58-398.301929401920132,136*
9259-294.6003184131500140,391
610-094.5003184131500115,174*
91510-184.801833431410149,436*
90410-267.800219462750090,125*
89411-146.20093739132045,419*
88311-225.80323422561023,472*
87312-111.40111343715309,932*
86212-23.9042238278104,440*
85213-11.30111283720301,441*
84214-00.204173731101555*
83114-10.81292635234123*
82115-0Out1923352331*
81015-1Out2929437
80016-0Out02164240860
Total:98.7%018271914107310000010,351,480

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs