Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Veal! 295.5 Trampoline 234 +7.3
+0.8
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 -2.5
-0.1
Maybe This Year 237.5 Racist 217 +1.6
Skull Crushers 281 Lamb 238 -1.1
-0.1
Ducks 325.5 Mackey 168 -0.3
-0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Happy vs TrampolineIn-0.8
+0.1-0.1
Racist vs Veal!-0.8In
-0.2+0.2
Jerkoffs vs Lamb-0.8In
Ducks vs Skull Crushers+0.8-0.8

What If

Chances based on how well the Veal! finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs12345678910Count
162-0In1005,386,768
151-1In5050010,759,834
140-296.9%7591235,385,740
Total:99.2%504423121,532,342
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 9/2100.0*Lottery seed
Veal! 295.5 Trampoline 234 -0.8
Skull Crushers 281 Lamb 238 +0.1
Ducks 325.5 Mackey 168 +0.1
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 +0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/9100.0*Lottery seed
Racist vs Veal!+0.2-0.2
Happy vs Trampoline-0.1+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TWW-L12345678910
162-0100
151-150500
140-2759123
Total:5044231