How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Maybe This Year 237.5 Racist 217 -6.5
-0.2
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 -2.4
-0.1
Skull Crushers 281 Lamb 238 -2.2
-0.1
Veal! 295.5 Trampoline 234 -0.8
Ducks 325.5 Mackey 168 -0.8
Week of 9/9None

What If

Chances based on how well the Racist finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs12345678910Count
132-0Out01005,384,663
11-12Out10016,147,679*
Total:Out010021,532,342

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

We are out of the playoffs. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.
Although it might be more fun to go down swinging.

Big Games

Week of 9/2100.0*Lottery seed
Maybe This Year 237.5 Racist 217 +0.2
Skull Crushers 281 Lamb 238 +0.1
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 +0.1
Week of 9/9None

What If

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TWW-L12345678910
132-00100
11-12100
Total:0100