"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Lottery

We are out of the playoffs. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.
Although it might be more fun to go down swinging.

Big Games

Week of 9/2100.0*Lottery seed
Ducks 325.5 Mackey 168 +0.3
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 -0.2
Maybe This Year 237.5 Racist 217 +0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/9100.0*Lottery seed
Maybe This Year vs Mackey+0.4-0.4
Happy vs Trampoline+0.1-0.1

What If

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If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
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102-02575
91-107525
80-2100
Total:65638
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs