Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 +16.6
+0.4
Skull Crushers 281 Lamb 238 -4.9
-0.1
Ducks 325.5 Mackey 168 -2.7
-0.1
Maybe This Year 237.5 Racist 217 +0.2
Veal! 295.5 Trampoline 234 +0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Jerkoffs vs Lamb+12.8-40.4
+0.3-0.8
Happy vs Trampoline+14.2-7.5
+0.2-0.1
Ducks vs Skull Crushers+9.2-9.2
+0.1-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Jerkoffs finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs12345678910Count
152-0In11583011,572,181
141-141.7%42588,854,702
130-2Out10001,650,878
Total:69.2%6313331022,077,761
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 9/2100.0*Lottery seed
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 -0.4
Ducks 325.5 Mackey 168 +0.1
Skull Crushers 281 Lamb 238 +0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/9100.0*Lottery seed
Jerkoffs vs Lamb-0.3+0.8
Happy vs Trampoline-0.2+0.1
Ducks vs Skull Crushers-0.1+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TWW-L12345678910
152-0115830
141-14258
130-21000
Total:63133310