How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 9/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Ducks 325.5 Mackey 168 +7.1
+0.5
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 -4.7
-0.1
Skull Crushers 281 Lamb 238 -1.0
-0.2
Maybe This Year 237.5 Racist 217 +0.8
Veal! 295.5 Trampoline 234 +0.2
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/9100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Happy vs TrampolineIn-1.6
+0.1-0.1
Jerkoffs vs Lamb-1.6In
-0.1+0.1
Ducks vs Skull CrushersIn-1.6
+0.7-0.7
Racist vs Veal!+0.1-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Ducks finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs12345678910Count
162-0In1005,385,139
151-1In13622510,762,077
140-293.8%563865,385,126
Total:98.4%3131279221,532,342
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 9/2100.0*Lottery seed
Ducks 325.5 Mackey 168 -0.5
Skull Crushers 281 Lamb 238 +0.2
Jerkoffs 241 Happy 232.5 +0.1
If winner is:HomeAway
Week of 9/9100.0*Lottery seed
Ducks vs Skull Crushers-0.7+0.7
Racist vs Veal!-0.1+0.1
Happy vs Trampoline-0.1+0.1
Jerkoffs vs Lamb+0.1-0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TWW-L12345678910
162-0100
151-1136225
140-256386
Total:31312792