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How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 2/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
MixedNuts 15 SundayAnxiety 5 -7.7
-0.9
AU 20 PinkPandas 3 +0.5
GoGoGadgetBalls 15 HPYen 4 +0.5
-0.0
BallStars 2 BLC 2 -0.3
+0.0
WinOrLoseBooze 12 BoozeOnFirst 2 +0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/6100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
SundayAnxiety vs BallStars+19.4+2.1-13.3
+1.0+0.1-0.6
GoGoGadgetBalls vs BLC+1.8-1.9-5.4
+0.0-0.0-0.1
BoozeOnFirst vs AU-4.2-1.5+1.0
-0.1-0.0+0.0
MixedNuts vs HPYen+0.8-1.2-3.7
+0.0-0.0-0.1
PinkPandas vs WinOrLoseBooze-0.8*-0.0+0.4

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the SundayAnxiety finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs12345678910Count
65-0-0In435781,623
5.54-0-1In1551322111,292
54-1-0In224571700611,972
3-0-2In2265517062,429
4.53-1-1In033052140676,718
2-0-3In03275217017,160
43-2-099.9%00647416001,828,599
2-1-299.90064046800276,963
1-0-499.90436501002,306
3.52-2-195.9001048374001,468,488
1-1-394.70844435048,843
0-0-589.52365110124
32-3-079.4012454192002,583,238
1-2-273.11175524200387,012
0-1-465.1011543223,202
2.51-3-131.102294919101,332,912
0-2-322.912252242033,140
21-4-08.2084142901,712,348
0-3-24.5043847100168,306
1.50-4-10.00544447426,939
10-5-0Out1206019429,878
Total:65.5%12613202317115112,263,492
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Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)