"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 2/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
WinOrLoseBooze 12 BoozeOnFirst 2 -16.3
-0.9
GoGoGadgetBalls 15 HPYen 4 +0.6
+0.0
AU 20 PinkPandas 3 +0.4
MixedNuts 15 SundayAnxiety 5 +0.3
BallStars 2 BLC 2 *-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/6100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
BoozeOnFirst vs AU+17.7+4.3-3.8
+0.9+0.3-0.2
GoGoGadgetBalls vs BLC+0.7-0.7-2.0
+0.0-0.0-0.1
PinkPandas vs WinOrLoseBooze+1.1+0.3-0.5
-0.1-0.0+0.0
SundayAnxiety vs BallStars-0.8-0.9+0.7
MixedNuts vs HPYen+0.2-0.3-0.7
+0.0-0.1-0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the BoozeOnFirst finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs12345678910Count
55-0-0In63439183019,909
4.54-0-1100.0%032245263036,806
44-1-097.70422462520247,814
3-0-297.7032148262029,543
3.53-1-182.500328521710384,249
2-0-382.903285217010,888
33-2-043.0005384710001,237,522
2-1-241.00536491000206,102
1-0-438.90533511001,811
2.52-2-113.101134735601,275,008
1-1-312.601247346045,673
0-0-512.212532510139
22-3-01.10117512832,585,212
1-2-20.8011645344411,972
0-1-40.3013433863,735
1.51-3-10.0022257201,625,044
0-2-30.00217572442,426
11-4-0Out440562,367,253
0-3-2Out02575245,519
0.50-4-1Out892699,569
00-5-0Out100787,298
Total:12.0%0001381621242712,263,492
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs