"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 11/18100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Cane Man 126 ARBY's 103 +4.2
+0.4
Gator 93 Beat-Me 107 +1.7
-0.1
Eagles 88 Fanatics 131 +1.4
+0.0
da Bears 86 damn jets 80 +1.4
-0.1
Fridge 138 Hillbilly 169 +1.2
+0.3
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 11/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Eagles vs Gator+0.3-1.9-0.3
Cane Man vs StogiesIn+0.2-0.9
+0.3+0.1-0.8
damn jets vs Fanatics-0.8-0.7+0.3
da Bears vs Fridge+0.1+0.1-0.2
-0.1+0.3+0.2
Hillbilly vs Beat-Me+0.3+0.3-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Cane Man finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-Tplayoffs123456789101112Count
92-0-0In132491811,697,989
8.51-0-1In314920499,994
81-1-0In01676809,219,465
0-0-2In0157685,409
7.50-1-199.5%43055100198,520
70-2-095.8164436401,822,676
Total:99.7%0173241730023,444,053
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs