Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/7100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Pres Trophy100.0*Lottery100.0*Average seed
Team Don't Need 142.5 Montreal Is Rig 231.1 -8.5
-4.0
+6.7
-0.5
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Columbus Foxes vs Team Don't Need-8.5-4.3+8.6
-3.0-1.9+3.0
+7.9+2.3-8.0
-0.5-0.2+0.5
I Pucked Your S vs Team ZoomerBee*-0.1-1.9+0.1
+0.2*-0.6-0.2
+0.4+1.5-0.4
-0.0-0.1+0.0
North Bay Batta vs Minnesota Stars+0.3-0.8-0.3
+0.5+1.6-0.5
-0.0-0.1+0.0
Montreal Is Rig vs Kebab Removal U-0.1*-0.2+0.1
-0.2*+0.0+0.2
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 10/19100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Pres Trophy100.0*Lottery100.0*Average seed
Kebab Removal U vs Team Don't Need-8.5-3.5+8.6
-3.1-1.7+3.1
+7.7+2.2-7.8
-0.5-0.2+0.5
Minnesota Stars vs Team ZoomerBee-0.1-0.7+0.1
-0.2+1.1+0.2
+0.0-0.1-0.0
Columbus Foxes vs Montreal Is Rig+0.2*-0.3-0.2
+0.4*-0.2-0.4

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Team Don't Need finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inPresChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-L-TplayoffsTrophy12345678LotteryCount
17.5-20InYes100No1,736*
1717-3-0In99.7%1000No3,274*
16.516-3-1In98.9991No570*
1616-4-0In98.4982No14,274
15-3-2InYes100No43
15.515-4-1In94.79550No2,319*
1515-5-0In92.19280No45,056
14-4-2In91.0919No178
14.514-5-1In80.4801910No6,833*
1414-6-0In73.5732510No113,082
13-5-2In71.471271No469*
13.513-6-1In49.7504370No15,762*
1313-7-0100.0%37.838501210No225,152
12-6-2In32.73351151No989
12.512-7-199.913.113483450No29,454
11-6-3In20.62144296No34
1212-8-099.56.1639441110No365,915
11-7-299.44.953348131No1,686*
11.511-8-192.50.2010443870No44,086
10-7-391.2No21403171No68
1111-9-081.50.003304817100.0%487,290
10-8-275.1No22647241No2,478*
10.510-9-136.5No0432481510.753,624
9-8-333.3No6285412No90
1010-10-017.7No01174831403.8536,595
9-9-212.8No1124437606.12,669*
9.59-10-12.0No02214925227.253,491
8-9-3OutNo245616420.379
99-11-00.5No00114339746.2487,865
8-10-20.1No083845853.62,442*
8.58-11-10.0No0221522577.443,445
7-10-3OutNo18513282.557
88-12-00.0No0011493988.1365,119
7-11-2OutNo09484391.01,733*
7.57-12-1OutNo03356297.129,517
6-11-3OutNo2179Yes39
77-13-0OutNo01257498.8224,661
6-12-2OutNo1207999.11,032
6.56-13-1OutNo0138799.815,894*
66-14-0OutNo0793100.0112,672
5-13-2OutNo892Yes522
5.55-14-1OutNo397Yes6,732*
55-15-0OutNo298Yes45,320
4-14-2OutNo199Yes189
4.54-15-1OutNo199Yes2,243*
44-16-0OutNo0100Yes14,194
3-15-2OutNo100Yes43
3.53-16-1OutNo100Yes560
33-17-0OutNo0100Yes3,355*
0-2.5OutNo100Yes1,806*
Total:41.1%8.1%81011121314151731.9%3,366,736

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 10/7100.0*Lottery seed
Team Don't Need 142.5 Montreal Is Rig 231.1 +0.5
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Columbus Foxes vs Team Don't Need+0.5+0.2-0.5
I Pucked Your S vs Team ZoomerBee+0.0+0.1-0.0
North Bay Batta vs Minnesota Stars+0.0+0.1-0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 10/19100.0*Lottery seed
Kebab Removal U vs Team Don't Need+0.5+0.2-0.5
Minnesota Stars vs Team ZoomerBee-0.0+0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TWW-L-T12345678
17.5-20100
1717-3-01000
16.516-3-1991
1616-4-0982
15-3-2100
15.515-4-19550
1515-5-09280
14-4-2919
14.514-5-1801910
1414-6-0732510
13-5-271271
13.513-6-1504370
1313-7-038501210
12-6-23351151
12.512-7-113483450
11-6-32144296
1212-8-0639441110
11-7-253348131
11.511-8-1010443870
10-7-321403171
1111-9-00330481710
10-8-222647241
10.510-9-1043248151
9-8-36285412
1010-10-00117483140
9-9-2112443760
9.59-10-1022149252
8-9-32456164
99-11-0001143397
8-10-20838458
8.58-11-102215225
7-10-3185132
88-12-000114939
7-11-2094843
7.57-12-1033562
6-11-32179
77-13-0012574
6-12-212079
6.56-13-101387
66-14-00793
5-13-2892
5.55-14-1397
55-15-0298
4-14-2199
4.54-15-1199
44-16-00100
3-15-2100
3.53-16-1100
33-17-00100
0-2.5100
Total:810111213141517