SPORTS CLUB STATS

Your team’s chances of making the playoffs

"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs

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Chance will make playoffsChance will finish regular season at seed
GW-L-TPCTGD%Change12345678Avg.ChangeRPIStrength
Seatown Hawk Sq9-4-0.692237In+2.4603191.5+0.403.668Seatown Hawk Squad
You may need an9-4-0.69297In+2.83847151.8+0.191.668You may need an Orchiopexy
Deflate These B8-5-0.615-1299.7%+14.132272302.8+0.482.601Deflate These Balls
Suck my Seattle7-6-0.5384167.0+0.52652674.4-0.484.534Suck my Seattle
PDX RiverMadden7-6-0.538526.3-16.112657174.9-0.485.534PDX RiverMadden
Chad Velcoros6-7-0.462-367.0-3.671766105.8-0.166.466The Chad Velcoros
Auntie Angels B5-8-0.385-60Out10906.9+0.057.399Auntie Angels Bonus Technique
Fear Boners1-12-0.077-272Out1008.08.131The Fear Boners

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Big Games

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Week of 11/30
Auntie Angels B 58 Suck my Seattle 118
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq-1.7
-0.1
You may need an-0.1
Deflate These B-1.0
-0.1
Suck my Seattle+13.3
+0.4
PDX RiverMadden-7.6
-0.1
Chad Velcoros-1.4
+0.1
Auntie Angels BOut
-0.2
Chad Velcoros 81 You may need an 79
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq-1.4
+0.1
You may need an-1.1
-0.5
Deflate These B-0.4
+0.2
Suck my Seattle-3.4
-0.1
PDX RiverMadden-3.7
-0.1
Chad Velcoros+10.4
+0.6
Auntie Angels B-0.4
-0.2
Deflate These B 56 Seatown Hawk Sq 107
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq+7.1
+0.6
You may need an+0.0
Deflate These B-4.0
-0.6
Suck my Seattle-1.5
PDX RiverMadden-0.8
Chad Velcoros-0.7
Auntie Angels B-0.1
PDX RiverMadden 103 Fear Boners 90
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq-0.8
-0.0
You may need an-0.1
Deflate These B-0.5
-0.0
Suck my Seattle-2.8
-0.0
PDX RiverMadden+5.2
+0.1
Chad Velcoros-0.7
-0.0
Auntie Angels B-0.3
-0.0
Week of 12/7
You may need an 106 PDX RiverMadden 96
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq+1.3
-0.1
You may need anIn
+0.5
Deflate These B+5.7
-0.0
Suck my Seattle+8.0
+0.1
PDX RiverMadden-20.6
-0.6
Chad Velcoros+2.8
+0.1
Suck my Seattle 101 Deflate These B 112
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq+0.3
-0.0
You may need an-0.0
Deflate These B+7.1
+0.7
Suck my Seattle-16.7
-0.7
PDX RiverMadden+4.5
+0.1
Chad Velcoros+4.9
+0.1
Seatown Hawk Sq 135 Chad Velcoros 106
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk SqIn
+0.4
You may need an-0.2
Deflate These B+1.6
-0.1
Suck my Seattle+4.2
+0.0
PDX RiverMadden+2.8
+0.1
Chad Velcoros-9.4
-0.3
Week of 12/14
Chad Velcoros vs Suck my SeattleIf winner is:HomeTieAway
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Deflate These BInIn99.5
Suck my Seattle36.663.990.3
4.84.44.1
PDX RiverMadden47.236.110.2
4.94.64.9
Chad Velcoros16.2OutOut
5.36.06.2
Auntie Angels B7.07.06.8
PDX RiverMadden vs Seatown Hawk SqHomeTieAway
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq2.11.71.1
You may need an1.41.42.0
Deflate These B99.2InIn
2.62.92.9
Suck my Seattle41.256.781.8
4.74.54.2
PDX RiverMadden59.643.37.2
4.44.65.2
Chad VelcorosOutOut11.0
6.06.05.7
Deflate These B vs Fear BonersHomeTieAway
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq1.51.41.4
You may need an1.81.61.6
Deflate These BInIn96.9
2.73.03.3
Suck my Seattle66.9*67.067.8
4.44.44.1
PDX RiverMadden26.126.028.3
4.94.94.8
Auntie Angels B vs You may need anHomeTieAway
Mon100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Seatown Hawk Sq1.21.51.6
You may need an2.61.61.5
Deflate These B2.32.92.9
Chad Velcoros6.15.75.7
Auntie Angels B6.67.07.0

* A starred outcome could have no effect or just a really small effect. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

Updated Tuesday, 2023-11-7 1:58 PM Eastern (GMT-05:00)