"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 2/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Boom 7 SmokButts 4 -0.1
Megano 6 JustJoe 5 +0.2
FatFucks 5.5 Red's Rippers 5.5 +0.0
Week of 2/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Shteekers 5 SmokButts 6 +0.6
FatFucks 4.5 Boom 6.5 -0.2
Shoot Inside 5 JustJoe 6 -0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/2100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
SmokButts vs SPAM+0.4-0.3-0.6
FatFucks vs Shteekers-0.1-0.3+0.4
Megano vs Boom+0.4+0.2-0.3
Shoot Inside vs Red's Rippers-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the SmokButts finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs