Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 2/17100.0*Average seed
Megano 6 JustJoe 5 +0.2
FatFucks 5.5 Red's Rippers 5.5 -0.2
VaFangul 6 Pace 5 +0.1
Shteekers 3 Shoot Inside 8 -0.1
Boom 7 SmokButts 4 +0.1
Week of 2/24100.0*Average seed
FatFucks 4.5 Boom 6.5 -0.7
Pace 6 Drunks 5 -0.1
Shoot Inside 5 JustJoe 6 -0.0
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 3/2100.0*Average seed
FatFucks vs Shteekers+0.8-0.1-1.2
Shoot Inside vs Red's Rippers-0.3+0.2+0.3
JustJoe vs Pace-0.2-0.2+0.3
Megano vs Boom+0.2+0.2-0.2
SmokButts vs SPAM-0.1+0.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the FatFucks finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs