Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 5/23100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
WeathervaneRangers 6 Bruins 3 +0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
ATCJets vs WoodfordLawBoxers-20.0+1.9+24.4
-0.9+0.0+1.2
CoopsTroop vs LuckyDawgs+3.0*-0.2-2.5
+0.2+0.0-0.2
TwistedWristers vs NESHLSouth-4.1*+0.2+1.2
-0.2-0.0+0.1
LuckyDawgs vs NESHLSouth-2.5-0.4+2.6
-0.2+0.0+0.2
VegasFightingIrish vs Brewskis+1.8-0.6-2.9
+0.1-0.0-0.2
Haulers vs ShowPonyLifestyle+1.2-0.6-1.5
+0.0-0.1-0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 5/30100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Bruins vs WoodfordLawBoxers-6.2+7.1+15.4
-0.6+0.3+1.6
Haulers vs ShowPonyLifestyle+1.2-0.7-1.5
+0.0-0.1-0.1
WeathervaneRangers vs ATCJets+0.1+0.4-1.7
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Brewskis vs TwistedWristers-0.6*+0.1+0.6
-0.1+0.1+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the WoodfordLawBoxers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChowderChance will finish regular season at seed
TPWL-OTTplayoffsCup123456789101112131415161718192021Count
830-00InNo25541256,882
720-01InNo01456283053,605
621-00InNo0229392460313,258
10-02InNo22241287116,137
511-0199.9%No0115463160184,242
00-03InNo015463361,595
412-0090.6No115393590514,699
01-0293.1No11541377026,334
302-0132.0No329589145,903
203-005.2No55738265,025
Total:74.6%No0310111619161871,577,680
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 5/23100.0*Lottery seed
WeathervaneRangers 6 Bruins 3 -0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
ATCJets vs WoodfordLawBoxers+4.0-0.5-4.9
LuckyDawgs vs NESHLSouth+0.1+0.0-0.1
GunnersHC vs NESHLSouth+0.2+0.0-0.1
GLP vs Chiefs-0.1+0.1+0.2
RoyalDangleBerries vs NESHLSouth+0.2+0.1-0.1
SurgeSouth vs GoonSquad-0.1+0.0+0.1
TwistedWristers vs NESHLSouth+0.1-0.0-0.0
TupsNaturalIce vs Rippers-0.0+0.1+0.1
Hogbuffs vs IceFortune+0.0-0.1-0.1
IceAge vs Wolfhounds+0.1+0.0-0.0
Haulers vs ShowPonyLifestyle-0.0+0.1-0.0
FightingSioux vs MooseKnuckles-0.0+0.1+0.0
Cyclones vs NESHLSouth+0.1+0.0-0.0
Squires vs ThreeFatGuysOneSkinnyGuy-0.0+0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeTieAway
Week of 5/30100.0*Lottery seed
Bruins vs WoodfordLawBoxers+2.5-1.8-6.7
ColtonsCrusaders vs Ticklefight+0.3+0.2-0.1
Rangers vs BostonianBarberShop+0.3+0.1-0.0
WeathervaneRangers vs ATCJets+0.0+0.1-0.2
GoonSquad vs BostonianBarberShop+0.2+0.1-0.1
GoonSquad vs Ticklefight+0.2+0.1-0.1
Hogbuffs vs NattyBeavers+0.2+0.1-0.1
GunnersHC vs NESHLSouth+0.2+0.0-0.1
Squires vs NESHLSouth+0.1-0.0-0.1
FightingSioux vs HighWide+0.1+0.1-0.1
Wolfhounds vs ThreeFatGuysOneSkinnyGuy-0.1-0.0+0.1
Brewskis vs TwistedWristers+0.1-0.1-0.1
Chiefs vs SurgeSouth+0.1+0.0-0.0
Haulers vs ShowPonyLifestyle-0.0+0.1-0.0
Cougars vs SouthKnights-0.0+0.0+0.1
PuckNSuds vs Rippers-0.0+0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPWL-OTT12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940
830-0000151219201713841000
720-010002614212318104100
621-00000026121717151310621000
10-02001410151717151163100
511-010000141017222114731000
00-0302411162419148210
412-0000014915181915105210000
01-020001410151919151052000
302-01000151118211813842000
203-0000151220232012510
Total:00000111112344333344567764332234432100