"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/18100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Average seed
Earthquakes 0 Whitecaps 0 -6.5
-0.2
-0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 10/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Average seed
Whitecaps vs RapidsOut+6.1+33.7
No+0.2+1.2
-0.1+0.1+0.3
FC Dallas vs TimbersOut+3.8+31.3
No+0.1+1.1
-0.1+0.0+0.3

What If

Chances based on how well the Timbers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
491-0-045.8%No4654No95,962,078
470-1-018.2No1882No128,616,351
460-0-1OutNo100No242,324,321
Total:14.4%No1486No466,902,750

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Timbers finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupFC Dallas
47-491.1%30
460-0-1No
Total:0.5%14.4
Points  (Full Screen)
Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 10/18100.0*Lottery seed
Earthquakes 0 Whitecaps 0 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 10/25100.0*Lottery seed
FC Dallas vs Timbers+0.2+0.0-0.6
Whitecaps vs Rapids+0.2-0.2-0.4
Sporting KC vs Red Bulls-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
491-0-037954
470-1-01882
460-0-1100
Total:8786