"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 10/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Average seed
Timbers 0 Real Salt Lake 0 -8.7
-0.3
-0.1
FC Dallas 2 Galaxy 1 -1.1
-0.2
Real Salt Lake 2 Earthquakes 0 -0.1
-0.1
Week of 10/18100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Average seed
Earthquakes 0 Whitecaps 0 -6.5
-0.2
-0.1
Week of 10/25100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Average seed
Whitecaps 1 Rapids 0 Out
No
-0.5
FC Dallas 0 Timbers 2 +31.3
+1.1
+0.3

What If

Chances based on how well the Timbers finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
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490-0-0OutNo100No92,590,560
Total:OutNo100No92,590,560
Points  (Full Screen)
Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

We are out of the playoffs. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.
Although it might be more fun to go down swinging.

Big Games

Week of 10/11100.0*Lottery seed
Timbers 0 Real Salt Lake 0 +0.2
FC Dallas 2 Galaxy 1 +0.1
Dynamo 1 DC United 3 -0.0
Week of 10/18100.0*Lottery seed
Earthquakes 0 Whitecaps 0 +0.1
Week of 10/25100.0*Lottery seed
Whitecaps 1 Rapids 0 +0.8
FC Dallas 0 Timbers 2 -0.6

What If

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If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
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490-0-0100
Total:100