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(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 5/11100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Timbers 3 Chivas USA 0 +5.8
+0.8
+1.1
-0.1
+0.4
Crew 0 Rapids 2 -1.6
-0.2
+0.1
-0.1
Whitecaps 3 Galaxy 1 -0.6
+0.2
Impact 3 Real Salt Lake 2 +0.5
+0.1
-0.2
+0.0
Sounders 4 Earthquakes 0 -0.2
FC Dallas 2 DC United 1 -0.2
-0.2
-0.0
-0.0
Dynamo 0 Sporting KC 1 +0.2
New England 1 Red Bulls 1 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Union vs Galaxy+0.4+0.0-0.6
+0.1+0.0-0.1
+0.1+0.1-0.2
+0.0+0.0-0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 5/18100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Whitecaps vs Timbers-4.4+0.3+5.9
-0.7+0.0+1.0
-2.7-0.7+4.3
-0.3-0.0+0.5
Sounders vs FC Dallas-0.5+0.3+0.7
-0.1+0.1+0.1
+0.4+0.1-0.9
Red Bulls vs Galaxy+0.3-0.0-0.7
+0.1-0.0-0.2
-0.1+0.2+0.0
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Chivas USA vs Real Salt Lake+0.2+0.3-0.6
+0.1+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Earthquakes vs Rapids+0.2+0.3-0.6
+0.1+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
DC United vs Sporting KC+0.5+0.2-0.5
Dynamo vs New England-0.4+0.4+0.7
Union vs Fire-0.1+0.1+0.1
Toronto FC vs Crew+0.0+0.0-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Timbers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
81-87In100.0%100No1,444,275*
8020-2-1In99.91000No25,475
7920-1-2In99.91000No55,772*
7819-3-1In99.91000No124,601*
7719-2-2In99.91000No272,731*
7618-4-1In99.81000No532,252*
7518-3-2In99.71000No1,052,644*
7418-2-3In99.51000No1,963,439*
7317-4-2In99.11000No3,488,974*
7217-3-3In98.510000No6,104,151*
7116-5-2In97.69910No10,164,692*
7016-4-3In96.29910No16,400,423*
6916-3-4In94.09820No25,805,321*
6815-5-3In90.99730No39,026,547*
6715-4-4In86.59640No57,495,526*
6615-3-5In80.794600No82,290,302*
6514-5-4In73.391900No114,036,323*
6414-4-5In64.2871300No154,070,494*
6313-6-4In53.78218000No202,241,314*
6213-5-5In42.57623100No257,976,128*
6113-4-6In31.36830200No320,850,842*
6012-6-5In21.06037300No388,129,381*
5912-5-6100.0%12.750446000No457,121,131*
5812-4-7100.06.7404910000No524,882,000*
5711-6-6100.03.0305216100No586,748,411*
5611-5-7100.01.12152243000No639,079,290*
5511-4-8100.00.31448326000No678,493,658*
5410-6-7100.00.18404011100No701,640,262*
5310-5-899.90.043044193000No707,133,681*
529-7-799.50.022043286000No694,467,341*
519-6-898.50.01113737131000No664,320,079*
509-5-995.70.0062841224000No619,170,970*
498-7-889.9No021739319100No562,025,271*
488-6-979.7No019313918300No496,770,116*
478-5-1065.0No004214028700No427,374,036*
467-7-947.7No0011234371420No357,863,873*
457-6-1030.8No000525412440No291,408,140*
447-5-1117.3No00215393491No230,791,318*
436-7-108.3No001831411720.0%177,585,259*
426-6-113.5No000321432740.0132,743,165*
416-5-121.2No00113403790.096,305,984*
405-7-110.4No00073245160.067,742,728*
395-6-120.1No0032449250.046,177,145*
385-5-130.0No0011648350.130,473,933*
374-7-120.0No00944460.319,448,310*
364-6-130.0No00537571.011,978,966*
354-5-140.0No00330672.57,117,292*
343-7-13OutNo0123765.34,072,880*
333-6-14OutNo0116839.82,239,584*
323-5-15OutNo00118816.31,178,485*
312-7-14OutNo079224.3594,025*
302-6-15OutNo059533.8285,105*
292-5-16OutNo039743.7129,997*
282-4-17OutNo29853.855,780*
271-6-16OutNo19963.122,600*
261-5-17OutNo19971.08,487*
251-4-18OutNo010078.42,994*
240-6-17OutNo010083.7910*
18-23OutNo10099.31,430,209*
Total:86.2%8.4%202319141074210.0%10,922,435,022

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Timbers finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeFC DallasGalaxySoundersRapidsReal Salt LakeWhitecapsChivas USAEarthquakes
67-8712.5%Yes
6615-3-512.510000
6514-5-412.51000000000
6414-4-512.510000000000
6313-6-412.510000000000
6213-5-512.510000000000
6113-4-612.510000000000
12-7-412.510000000000
6012-6-512.510000000000
13-3-712.510000000000
5912-5-612.510000000000
11-8-412.510000000000
5812-4-712.59900000000
11-7-512.510000000000
5711-6-612.59900000000
12-3-812.59900000000
5611-5-712.49700111000
10-8-512.49700011000
5511-4-812.29301111100
10-7-612.39401111100
5410-6-712.18812222211
11-3-912.08712233211
5310-5-811.67713444311
9-8-611.77913444311
529-7-711.16725666422
10-4-910.96325677522
519-6-810.14937999632
10-3-109.7443891010733
8-9-610.45437899632
509-5-98.73249111212843
8-8-79.03539111112843
498-7-87.620410121313954
9-4-107.3194101213131054
488-6-95.893101213131054
7-9-75.910310121313954
478-5-104.1438101111844
7-8-84.5539111212854
467-7-92.8126899633
457-6-101.7014566422
447-5-110.9012333211
436-7-100.4001222110
426-6-110.2000111000
415-8-100.1000000000
405-7-110.0000000000
395-6-120.000000000
384-8-110.000000000
374-7-120.000000000
364-6-130.00000000
353-8-12No000
18-34No
Total:9.5%62.51.23.44.14.54.53.11.61.3
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Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 5/11100.0*Lottery seed
Timbers 3 Chivas USA 0 -0.7
Crew 0 Rapids 2 +0.1
FC Dallas 2 DC United 1 +0.1
Impact 3 Real Salt Lake 2 -0.0
Whitecaps 3 Galaxy 1 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Union vs Galaxy-0.1-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 5/18100.0*Lottery seed
Whitecaps vs Timbers+0.7+0.0-1.0
Red Bulls vs Galaxy-0.0-0.0+0.1
Earthquakes vs Rapids-0.0-0.0+0.1
Chivas USA vs Real Salt Lake-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
83-87100
8221-1-11000
8120-3-01000
8020-2-110000
7920-1-210000
7819-3-110000
7719-2-210000
7618-4-110000
7518-3-210000
7418-2-39900
7317-4-29910
7217-3-399100
7116-5-2982100
7016-4-3963100
6916-3-4944200
6815-5-3916300
6715-4-4879400
6615-3-5811360000
6514-5-4731790000
6414-4-56423130000
6313-6-454281710000
6213-5-542332211000
6113-4-6313727320000
6012-6-5213931630000
5912-5-613383311600000
5812-4-77343118910000
5711-6-6327262614210000
5611-5-71201933195300000
5511-4-801311372210600000
5410-6-70853521191011000
5310-5-804228162815430000
529-7-702020103319960000
519-6-80101143319181111000
509-5-9000612614271744000
498-7-8002017831211191000
488-6-90010932819201640000
478-5-10000041201327221120000
467-7-90001012628242071000
457-6-1000000522320291640000
447-5-1100002115133026112000
436-7-10000108624332171000
426-6-110000032143031154000
416-5-120001162134269100
405-7-1100000212293319400
395-6-120000151934291010
385-5-13000021129361940
374-7-120001520372980
364-6-1300002123238151
354-5-14000162442253
343-7-130021641365
333-6-140019354510
323-5-15004275216
312-7-14002195424
302-6-1501125334
292-5-160074944
282-4-17044254
271-6-16023563
261-5-1712871
251-4-1802178
240-6-1701684
230-5-181189
220-4-191090
20-21100
180-0-23199
Total:81210147116855432211000