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(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/21100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Sounders 3 Timbers 1 -11.3
-0.4
-0.0
+0.1
-0.4
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Crew vs Earthquakes+2.4+0.2-4.7
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.1-0.0-0.1
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Earthquakes vs Revolution-2.6+2.4+4.5
-0.0+0.0+0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.2
-0.1+0.1+0.1
Dynamo vs Sounders+1.7+0.4-4.3
+0.0-0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Union vs Sporting KC+1.3-0.2-2.6
+0.1-0.0-0.1
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Galaxy vs Whitecaps+0.5-0.1-2.3
+0.0-0.0-0.2
Real Salt Lake vs Rapids-0.6+0.2+0.7
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Dynamo vs FC Dallas-0.4+0.3+0.4
+0.0-0.0-0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Fire vs Galaxy+0.1-0.0-0.1
+0.1-0.0-0.1
Crew vs Union+0.1-0.0-0.1
DC United vs Fire-0.0-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Timbers vs Sounders+11.4-8.1-16.9
+0.3-0.2-0.3
-0.3+0.1+0.6
+0.5-0.3-0.7
FC Dallas vs Timbers-7.1-0.3+18.5
-0.2-0.1+0.6
+0.2-0.1-0.3
-0.3+0.0+0.7
Whitecaps vs Red Bulls-1.4+0.6+1.1
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Galaxy vs Crew-0.1+0.0+0.2
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Revolution vs Rapids+0.1-0.0-0.1
Fire vs Union+0.1-0.0-0.1
Red Bulls vs Revolution-0.0+0.0+0.2

What If

Chances based on how well the Timbers finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
568-0-0In16.2%264923200No18,011,265
547-1-0In1.4528462020No63,954,935
537-0-1100.0%0.21134336600No99,696,571
526-2-0100.00.005294817100No203,985,415
516-1-1100.00.001154831400No625,385,753
506-0-299.70.000638451000No473,523,008
5-3-099.60.000534481300No362,751,605
495-2-198.20.0001215225200No1,638,414,139
485-1-294.4No000104638500No2,433,231,607
4-4-093.3No0074342700No393,369,644
474-3-184.1No003305115100No2,324,568,878
5-0-386.4No00434481310No1,186,236,261
464-2-269.8No001175227300No5,074,211,179
3-5-068.2No00155329300No266,413,036
454-1-351.6No0084440900No4,842,115,245
3-4-149.3No0064342900No1,930,138,193
443-3-230.3No00228492010No5,503,816,327
4-0-432.9No00330481810No1,701,136,457
2-6-029.5No0228502010No110,161,948
433-2-315.5No0015463440No7,709,820,312
2-5-115.3No0015473430No939,166,177
423-1-46.4No0063646111No5,296,477,881
2-4-26.0No00636471000.0%3,280,091,120
1-7-05.7No06374980No25,453,374
412-3-31.8No0221522320.05,998,696,661
3-0-52.0No0222512320.01,425,162,690
1-6-11.8No0222542120.0248,371,655
402-2-40.4No0010453870.06,050,461,573
1-5-20.4No0010483660.01,020,354,691
0-8-00.3No0011533240.02,520,022
392-1-50.1No0043349140.03,187,321,731
1-4-30.1No0033449140.02,285,939,163
0-7-10.0No033847120.027,577,165
381-3-40.0No011953270.13,012,862,306
2-0-60.0No012053270.1684,602,817
0-6-20.0No012153250.2129,682,070
371-2-50.0No00948420.62,334,180,846
0-5-30.0No001049410.9342,039,399
361-1-60.0No00439572.3983,917,839
0-4-40.0No00438583.4552,907,913
350-3-5OutNo0127728.7560,853,618
1-0-7OutNo0128716.8174,087,164
340-2-6OutNo00188218.2348,480,951
330-1-7OutNo00118931.8121,297,357
320-0-8OutNo069447.527,578,279
Total:27.1%0.0%000271724251770.3%76,021,026,240

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Timbers finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeFC DallasRapidsGalaxyReal Salt LakeSporting KCEarthquakesSoundersWhitecapsDynamo
568-0-012.4%98000110000
547-1-011.579322851000
537-0-110.35763416103100
526-2-08.73496723144200
516-1-17.016117928175200
506-0-25.461071030186200
5-3-04.95128928175200
495-2-13.61106926155200
485-1-22.4074721124200
4-4-02.107561993100
474-3-11.205341362100
5-0-31.504251672100
464-2-20.60212831000
3-5-00.50312721000
454-1-30.30101410000
3-4-10.20111310000
443-3-20.10000100000
4-0-40.10000100000
2-6-00.1000100000
433-2-30.0000000000
2-5-10.0000000000
423-1-40.0000000000
2-4-20.0000000000
1-7-00.00000000
412-3-30.00000000
3-0-50.0000000000
1-6-10.000000
402-2-40.000000
1-5-20.000000
0-8-0No0
392-1-5No000
1-4-3No000
0-7-1No
32-38No
Total:0.5%0.51.20.71.23.61.80.50.20.00.0
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Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/21100.0*Lottery seed
Sounders 3 Timbers 1 +0.7
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Earthquakes vs Revolution+0.1-0.1-0.1
Crew vs Earthquakes-0.1-0.0+0.2
Galaxy vs Whitecaps-0.0+0.0+0.2
Dynamo vs Sounders-0.0-0.0+0.1
Union vs Sporting KC-0.1+0.0+0.1
Dynamo vs FC Dallas+0.1-0.0-0.1
Orlando vs Toronto FC+0.1-0.0-0.0
Impact vs DC United-0.0-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/28100.0*Lottery seed
Timbers vs Sounders-0.8+0.6+1.3
FC Dallas vs Timbers+0.5-0.0-1.3
Whitecaps vs Red Bulls+0.1-0.0-0.1
NYCFC vs DC United-0.0+0.0+0.1
Orlando vs NYCFC+0.0-0.0-0.1
Red Bulls vs Revolution-0.0+0.0+0.1
Galaxy vs Crew-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920
568-0-0169472230200
547-1-01323645120020
537-0-101954123606000
526-2-00023254470170100
516-1-100011144713104000
506-0-200003236245010000
5-3-000002231348013000
495-2-1000001174511250200
485-1-20000074442380500
4-4-0000043413420700
474-3-10001226451015100
5-0-3000223044801310
464-2-200001125511273000
3-5-0000010551229300
454-1-3000044412409000
3-4-100034403419000
443-3-20001223548201000
4-0-40001225447191000
2-6-0000121649201000
433-2-30000105453450000
2-5-1000096453550000
423-1-4000333246142000
2-4-20002331461520000
1-7-000243147152000
412-3-3000115443081000
3-0-5001117452971000
1-6-1000115443091000
402-2-4000053039205100
1-5-200052938216100
0-8-000042838226100
392-1-5000114353214300
1-4-3000113323316400
0-7-100112313418400
381-3-400041834291220
2-0-600042135281010
0-6-200031633311430
371-2-50001724362571
0-5-3001621352791
361-1-60002123136172
0-4-40001102837203
350-3-500031738339
1-0-700042039307
340-2-60018304318
330-1-70003194632
320-0-8001104248
Total:000000206115222201385310