Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 7/24100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Impact 1 Sounders 0 -5.7
-1.0
-2.2
-0.5
Real Salt Lake 2 Sporting KC 1 -0.7
+0.7
FC Dallas 4 Timbers 1 +0.5
-0.4
Whitecaps 3 Earthquakes 1 +0.4
-0.1
-0.1
Dynamo 3 Galaxy 0 -0.4
+0.2
+0.2
+0.0
DC United 3 Union 2 -0.1
Crew 3 Toronto FC 3 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/1100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Sounders vs Whitecaps+7.8-4.6-11.8
+1.2-0.8-1.8
+1.1-0.8-1.4
-0.0-0.0+0.1
+0.5-0.3-0.8
Sporting KC vs Dynamo+0.8-0.0-2.2
-0.0+0.1-0.0
-0.2+0.2+0.3
DC United vs Real Salt Lake+0.7-0.1-2.2
+0.0-0.0-0.1
-0.1+0.1+0.2
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Earthquakes vs Timbers-0.1+0.8-0.8
+0.1+0.1-0.2
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Rapids vs Galaxy-0.2+0.5-0.2
+0.2+0.1-0.4
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Fire vs FC Dallas+0.1*-0.0-0.1
+0.1+0.0-0.1
+0.3+0.1-0.4
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Revolution vs Toronto FC+0.0+0.0-0.1
Toronto FC vs Orlando-0.0+0.0+0.1
Union vs Red Bulls+0.1+0.0-0.2
Impact vs Red Bulls+0.1+0.0-0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Sounders finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
6812-0-0In99.4%9910No9,821,731
6611-1-0In97.69820No3,138,148
6511-0-1In95.19640No4,558,229
6410-2-0In92.69460No14,408,574
6310-1-1In86.6891100No41,295,692
629-3-0In79.4841610No68,681,609*
619-2-1In69.4762310No167,112,214
609-1-2In56.26532300No304,690,107*
598-3-1In42.85440600No505,495,523*
588-2-2In28.541471200No911,671,053*
578-1-3In15.6275022200No739,974,051
7-4-1In17.5305018100No623,039,208
567-3-2In8.0184831400No2,011,654,869*
557-2-3100.0%2.99394210000No2,236,991,054
6-5-1100.03.31143398000No670,112,691
546-4-2100.00.94304717100No2,225,219,328
7-1-4100.00.73264821200No1,516,493,493*
536-3-3100.00.211746315000No3,876,888,319
5-6-1100.00.111746315000No881,521,494*
526-2-4100.00.007354413100No3,732,956,764
5-5-2100.00.009394110100No2,010,207,468*
515-4-399.90.0032447233000No4,248,379,561
6-1-599.90.0022147264000No2,149,527,536*
505-3-499.40.0011141389100No5,357,902,674
4-6-299.40.0011242369100No1,604,809,831*
495-2-596.70.00032646223000No3,975,523,153
4-5-397.50.00053044192000No3,153,454,271*
484-4-490.9No0011542338100No4,732,665,475
5-1-689.1No00113403510100No2,104,815,857*
474-3-576.2No0005294220300No4,600,286,666
3-6-377.5No006304219300No1,738,163,250*
464-2-653.7No0011439341110No2,736,607,289
3-5-457.9No002164032910No2,770,236,653*
453-4-534.6No000628412140No3,150,108,253
4-1-732.0No000526412340No1,345,629,292*
443-3-616.0No002143834111No2,456,554,900
2-6-417.2No002153833101No1,056,434,328*
432-5-56.7No000628412130.0%1,277,937,346
3-2-75.6No00526422440.01,280,022,812*
422-4-61.8No00215393690.01,740,554,372*
412-3-70.4No00062945190.01,120,862,203*
402-2-80.1No0021847330.0664,036,254*
391-4-70.0No001942480.2361,244,843*
381-3-80.0No00433631.1182,551,942*
371-2-90.0No00123753.682,363,726*
360-4-8OutNo0015849.132,403,065*
350-3-9OutNo0099117.611,285,794*
340-2-10OutNo059528.63,198,592
330-1-11OutNo039741.7589,020
320-0-12OutNo019955.29,563,103
Total:77.4%1.8%3814191815117410.0%76,503,643,680

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Sounders finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeFC DallasSporting KCWhitecapsGalaxyTimbersDynamoEarthquakesReal Salt LakeRapids
64-6812.5%Yes
6310-1-112.51000000
629-3-012.5100000000000
619-2-112.5100000000000
609-1-212.5100000000000
8-4-012.5100000000000
598-3-112.5100000000000
9-0-312.5100000000000
588-2-212.5100000000000
7-5-012.5100000000000
578-1-312.498000100000
7-4-112.599000000000
567-3-212.496000110000
8-0-412.395001210000
6-6-012.497000110000
557-2-312.190111421100
6-5-112.292001321100
546-4-211.882112641111
7-1-411.677213742211
536-3-311.0643351163212
5-6-111.2682241062212
7-0-510.6584361373322
526-2-49.7425581795422
5-5-210.1484471594422
515-4-38.527661020126533
6-1-58.022761121116533
4-7-18.730561019135523
505-3-46.611771122127633
4-6-27.014671221136634
6-0-66.08871122117643
495-2-54.63661020116543
4-5-35.05661121126633
3-8-15.15561121136534
484-4-43.115581795432
5-1-62.715471574432
3-7-23.3145817105433
474-3-51.603351153221
3-6-31.803351163322
5-0-71.30324942221
463-5-40.80112631111
4-2-60.70112521110
453-4-50.30101210000
4-1-70.20101210000
443-3-60.10000100000
432-5-50.00000000000
422-4-60.0000000000
412-3-70.0000000000
401-5-60.00000000
391-4-7No000
32-38No
Total:5.6%25.33.13.15.310.96.02.92.71.61.5
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Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 7/24100.0*Lottery seed
Impact 1 Sounders 0 +0.9
Dynamo 3 Galaxy 0 -0.1
Whitecaps 3 Earthquakes 1 +0.0
Real Salt Lake 2 Sporting KC 1 -0.0
FC Dallas 4 Timbers 1 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/1100.0*Lottery seed
Sounders vs Whitecaps-1.0+0.6+1.5
Rapids vs Galaxy-0.1-0.1+0.1
Earthquakes vs Timbers-0.0-0.1+0.1
Fire vs FC Dallas-0.1-0.0+0.1
DC United vs Real Salt Lake-0.0-0.0+0.1
Sporting KC vs Dynamo+0.0-0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920
6812-0-099010
6611-1-098020
6511-0-195140
6410-2-0931600
6310-1-187311000
629-3-079416010
619-2-1696230100
609-1-25693103000
598-3-143113906000
588-2-2291246112000
578-1-316114732202000
7-4-118134731801000
567-3-28104353004000
557-2-336327411100000
6-5-13734938180000
546-4-2142194521701000
7-1-4131884622102000
536-3-3019842431050000
5-6-1019841431050000
526-2-400342964301301000
5-5-200363274111001000
515-4-3001217846223030000
6-1-5000214745226040000
505-3-400016537437090100
4-6-200016637436090100
495-2-50000122154512203000
4-5-30000132374311902000
484-4-400001963933308100
5-1-6000018538335010100
474-3-50000023244420203000
3-6-3000024245411193000
464-2-6000019437234111000
3-5-4000011163823291000
453-4-5000003325440214000
4-1-7000002323440234000
443-3-6000011043635121000
2-6-4000011053634111000
432-5-5000003324402450000
3-2-700003322402660000
422-4-6000001103237163000
412-3-700000318363011200
402-2-800016243624810
391-4-7000011129352040
381-3-80003163433121
371-2-9000162541244
360-4-800021338379
350-3-90006304618
340-2-10002204929
330-1-1101114642
320-0-120053955
Total:2162122172171141106321000