"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 5/29100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Impact 3 Galaxy 2 +0.2
+0.1
NYCFC 2 Orlando 2 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
DC United vs Sounders-3.6-0.2+9.5
-0.2-0.0+0.4
-0.0-0.0+0.1
+3.0-0.8-6.7
-0.2+0.0+0.6
Galaxy vs Sporting KC+0.2+0.1-1.0
-0.2+0.1+0.6
+0.0+0.0-0.1
NYCFC vs Real Salt Lake+0.4+0.0-0.6
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.4-0.1-0.5
FC Dallas vs Dynamo+0.2+0.1-0.7
-0.3+0.1+0.8
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Timbers vs Earthquakes-0.2+0.5-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.3-0.1-0.4
Union vs Crew-0.2+0.1+0.4

What If

Chances based on how well the Sounders finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
7922-0-0In100.0%1000No2,052,468
72-75InYes100No160*
7119-1-2In98.6991No294*
7018-3-1In96.6973No788*
6918-2-2In96.6973No2,089*
6817-4-1In93.3946No5,188*
6717-3-2In91.2928No12,702*
6617-2-3In86.587130No29,233*
6516-4-2In81.983170No64,044*
6416-3-3In75.6772200No138,253*
6315-5-2In68.3702910No284,573*
6215-4-3In59.3623620No569,475*
6115-3-4In49.35343400No1,102,720*
6014-5-3In38.74349800No2,053,684*
5914-4-4In28.2335313100No3,721,139*
5814-3-5In18.9245420200No6,538,323*
5713-5-4In11.2165128400No11,114,418*
5613-4-5100.0%5.81044369100No18,373,062*
5512-6-4100.02.55354216200No29,457,676*
5412-5-5100.00.822544244000No45,832,056*
5312-4-6100.00.211541339100No69,427,648*
5211-6-599.90.008334017200No102,063,890*
5111-5-699.70.0042342265000No145,840,206*
5011-4-799.10.00113373611100No202,749,479*
4910-6-697.10.00062842203000No273,832,463*
4810-5-792.50.00031841317000No359,611,624*
479-7-684.0No00110343914200No459,335,427*
469-6-770.9No0004244324500No570,131,521*
459-5-854.4No0011439341010No688,042,850*
448-7-737.2No000730411930No807,104,952*
438-6-822.4No0003204129700.0%919,749,413*
428-5-911.7No0011135381410.01,018,560,074*
417-7-85.3No000526422340.01,095,446,479*
407-6-92.1No00216403380.01,143,445,590*
397-5-100.7No00193442140.31,158,539,010*
386-7-90.2No00042547241.31,138,547,309*
376-6-100.0No0021747354.11,084,404,781*
366-5-110.0No0011042479.91,000,754,504*
355-7-100.0No0005355919.2894,046,409*
345-6-110.0No003277031.6772,336,285*
335-5-120.0No001207945.3644,796,462*
324-7-110.0No000148658.7519,659,162*
314-6-12OutNo0099170.5403,614,787*
304-5-13OutNo0059579.9301,760,190*
293-7-12OutNo0039786.9216,898,150*
283-6-13OutNo029891.8149,463,018*
273-5-14OutNo019995.198,588,311*
262-7-13OutNo0010097.262,073,237*
252-6-14OutNo0010098.437,184,899*
242-5-15OutNo0010099.221,115,750*
232-4-16OutNo010099.611,320,814*
221-6-15OutNo010099.85,691,152*
211-5-16OutNo010099.92,664,449*
201-4-17OutNo010099.91,153,542*
190-6-16OutNo010099.9455,212*
180-5-17OutNo0100100.0159,866*
13-17OutNo100100.02,117,460*
Total:18.9%0.1%0013591317222913.7%16,504,038,720

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Sounders finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeRapidsFC DallasGalaxyReal Salt LakeEarthquakesWhitecapsTimbersSporting KCDynamo
65-7912.5%Yes
6416-3-312.61000
6315-5-212.510000000000
6215-4-312.51000000000
6115-3-412.4100000000000
6014-5-312.5100000000000
5914-4-412.499000000000
5814-3-512.498000000000
5713-5-412.395011110000
5613-4-512.090022221000
5512-6-411.683133431000
13-3-611.582143442000
5412-5-510.972165663110
13-2-710.870265663111
5312-4-69.856287984111
11-7-49.957288984111
5211-6-58.7423111012115221
12-3-78.5403111012116221
5111-5-67.3274121214137222
10-8-47.2273131214137222
12-2-87.0244131214137322
5011-4-75.7144131315148332
10-7-55.8153131315147332
9-10-35.6134131315147332
4910-6-64.473131214137332
11-3-84.263121214137332
9-9-44.273131214137332
4810-5-73.033101012116322
9-8-53.032111012116222
11-2-92.923101012116322
479-7-61.91288985221
10-4-81.91287984221
8-10-41.81277984221
469-6-71.10155653111
10-3-91.10155653111
8-9-51.10155653111
459-5-80.60133331110
8-8-60.50133331110
448-7-70.30011211000
9-4-90.20011211000
438-6-80.10011110000
428-5-90.00000000000
417-7-80.00000000000
407-6-90.0000000000
397-5-100.0000000000
386-7-90.0000000000
376-6-100.0000000000
366-5-110.00000000
355-7-100.00000
13-34No
Total:0.6%1.70.31.41.41.71.50.80.30.30.2
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Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 5/29100.0*Lottery seed
DC United vs Sounders+0.5-0.0-1.3
Galaxy vs Sporting KC-0.0-0.0+0.1
FC Dallas vs Dynamo-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920
7922-0-01000
72-75100
7119-1-2991
7018-3-1973
6918-2-2973
6817-4-19306
6717-3-29108
6617-2-3871130
6516-4-2821170
6416-3-376122000
6315-5-268229010
6215-4-359336020
6115-3-4494430400
6014-5-33954908000
5914-4-4285530130100
5814-3-5195531200200
5713-5-4115501280400
5613-4-56442236090100
5512-6-423323420160200
5412-5-51220444124040000
5312-4-60111439233090100
5211-6-50044303400170200
5111-5-6001218441126050000
5011-4-7000185352360110100
4910-6-60000342454112003000
4810-5-70000121263833107000
479-7-60000146286391142000
469-6-70000013159403245000
459-5-8000015931834111000
448-7-700000161812372140000
438-6-800000371332321220000
428-5-9000012920342482000
417-7-8000000592632207100
407-6-900002314283017510
397-5-1000001151730291430
386-7-90000018213326101
376-6-10000002112834204
366-5-1100001518353210
355-7-100000019294119
345-6-11000004204432
335-5-1200001124145
324-7-110000063559
314-6-1200032770
304-5-130011980
293-7-120001387
283-6-13000892
273-5-1400595
262-7-1300397
252-6-140298
242-5-150199
232-4-1600100
221-6-1500100
211-5-160100
201-4-170100
190-6-160100
180-5-170100
170-4-180100
160-3-190100
13-15100
Total:000010214163898910111214