Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/5100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
DC United 1 Toronto FC 1 -7.0
-0.1
Chicago 4 New England 1 -3.6
-0.1
Sporting KC 1 Atlanta 1 +0.9
Philadelphia 3 FC Dallas 1 +0.9
NYCFC 3 NY Red Bulls 2 -0.3
Colorado 2 Vancouver 2 *+0.1
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 *+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Toronto FC vs Portland+0.0+0.0-0.1
+7.7-7.7-14.5
+0.2-0.2-0.3
Columbus vs Chicago+5.9+2.3-7.0
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Montreal vs Chicago+5.9+2.3-7.0
+0.1+0.0-0.1
New England vs Vancouver+0.1+0.0-0.2
NY Red Bulls vs Orlando-0.2+0.2+0.3
Los Angeles vs NYCFC+1.3+0.6-1.9
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Sporting KC+0.4+0.4-0.9
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.3+0.4+0.5
Houston vs San Jose-0.0+0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Toronto FC finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
7711-0-0InYes100No419,056
7510-1-0In100.0%1000No1,724,766
7410-0-1In99.91000No1,872,102
739-2-0In99.91000No5,509,707
729-1-1In99.51000No11,733,745
718-3-0In99.39910No16,491,992*
708-2-1In98.29820No32,671,664
698-1-2In95.89640No33,135,384
7-4-0In98.09820No12,997,748
687-3-1In94.495500No53,322,665
8-0-3In92.593700No10,853,468
677-2-2In88.9891100No79,620,236
6-5-0In93.093700No11,216,505
666-4-1In85.4861400No56,468,527
7-1-3In81.6821800No51,249,125
656-3-2In75.1762310No110,507,174
7-0-4In72.7732610No11,986,117
5-6-0In81.3831700No6,837,038
646-2-3In62.86434200No104,828,950
5-5-1In68.27028100No40,626,931
635-4-2In53.05640400No97,676,755
6-1-4In50.45343500No51,140,382*
625-3-3In37.74149900No121,496,838
4-6-1In42.94845700No20,105,638
6-0-5In36.740501010No8,576,458
615-2-4In24.4285417100No82,393,432
4-5-2In27.332531410No57,936,861*
604-4-3In14.8205324300No87,307,730
5-1-5In14.819522540No35,648,699*
594-3-4In6.8104735800No77,698,039
3-6-2In7.9134832700No26,293,638*
584-2-5In2.6536431610No40,230,245
3-5-3In2.9638411310No41,326,767*
573-4-4In0.8226452430No43,682,354
4-1-6In0.9226452430No16,666,769*
563-3-5100.0%0.21154236700No29,729,305
2-6-3100.00.21174334600No12,778,848*
552-5-4100.00.00834441300No15,408,006*
3-2-6100.00.007334515000No12,267,262
542-4-5100.00.003234825100No16,908,104*
532-3-699.90.001134538300No9,693,098*
521-5-599.50.00063549900No5,080,190*
511-4-698.0No02235518200No2,453,902*
501-3-793.3No011250316000No1,087,511*
491-2-883.1No005384115200No425,672*
480-4-766.3No01224327610No145,151*
470-3-844.9No01034371620No43,054*
460-2-924.9No0421382881No9,937
450-1-1011.0No1103138182No1,422
440-0-113.0No00318403260No177,421
Total:100.0%46.9%49311351000000No1,568,462,388

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/5100.0*Lottery seed
DC United 1 Toronto FC 1 +0.2
Chicago 4 New England 1 +0.1
NYCFC 3 NY Red Bulls 2 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Lottery seed
Toronto FC vs Portland-0.4+0.3+0.7
Columbus vs Chicago-0.2-0.1+0.2
Montreal vs Chicago-0.2-0.1+0.2
Los Angeles vs NYCFC-0.1-0.0+0.1
NY Red Bulls vs Orlando+0.0-0.0-0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
7711-0-0100
7510-1-01000
7410-0-11000
739-2-010000
729-1-110000
718-3-099010
708-2-198020
698-1-296040
7-4-098020
687-3-19405000
8-0-3930700
677-2-289011000
6-5-0930700
666-4-185114000
7-1-382018000
656-3-275123010
7-0-473126010
5-6-081117000
646-2-3632340200
5-5-1682280100
635-4-2533400400
6-1-45024305000
625-3-33844909000
4-6-14354507000
6-0-53735001010
615-2-4244540170100
4-5-227552014010
604-4-31555212403000
5-1-515452125040
594-3-4744523508000
3-6-2854623207000
584-2-53233343016010
3-5-33335341013010
573-4-412215451240300
4-1-61221444124030
563-3-5011054023607000
2-6-3011164123406000
552-5-4004430443013000
3-2-60043294450150000
542-4-500121764622401000
532-3-60001763963703000
521-5-500002425104729000
511-4-600021112468180200
501-3-700013933172926000
491-2-800004162234715200
480-4-70015182716258100
470-3-80011014213219400
460-2-900341726321530
450-1-101191435271120
440-0-1100035233625810
Total:4723011305010000000000