"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/5100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 +10.9
-0.2
+0.5
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 -2.5
-0.0
Minnesota 0 Seattle 4 -2.3
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 +0.6
Colorado 2 Vancouver 2 +0.4
Philadelphia 3 FC Dallas 1 +0.1
Sporting KC 1 Atlanta 1 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Houston vs San Jose-7.4+2.6+21.9
-0.0-0.0+0.1
-0.3+0.1+0.9
Toronto FC vs Portland+1.4-0.6-4.1
+0.0-0.0-0.1
New England vs Vancouver+1.3-0.1-2.7
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Sporting KC-1.1+0.3+1.3
DC United vs Real Salt Lake+0.6+0.3-0.9
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Los Angeles vs NYCFC-0.7+0.3+0.5
-0.1+0.0+0.0
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.3+0.4+0.4

What If

Chances based on how well the San Jose finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
6511-0-0In80.1%9910No178,137
6310-1-0In51.89730No10,111
6210-0-1In35.99450No17,655
619-2-0In22.290100No56,162
609-1-1In11.5851500No194,758
598-3-0In4.7752310No351,312*
588-2-1In1.6653230No941,961
578-1-2In0.45240700No1,993,526*
567-3-1In0.1374715100No3,554,741*
557-2-2In0.0254824300No7,251,901*
547-1-3100.0%0.01442359100No12,226,654*
536-3-2100.00.06314119300No19,578,724*
526-2-3100.0No2184030810No32,075,043*
515-4-299.8No18303919400No23,880,324
6-1-499.9No19313918300No21,940,238*
505-3-399.1No031838311010No51,958,823
6-0-599.0No031738311010No11,819,812*
495-2-496.9No018293920300No63,097,034
4-5-296.0No01727392240No23,673,261*
484-4-389.7No0021637341000No63,032,694
5-1-591.0No003173833900No43,243,166*
474-3-479.2No001729432000No100,822,726
3-6-276.6No000626442300No15,080,657
5-0-679.6No001729432000No10,842,964*
464-2-563.9No0002174435200No96,033,505
3-5-360.2No0002154338200No49,018,303*
453-4-442.7No00073552500No94,923,602
4-1-644.7No00183751400No56,509,136*
443-3-526.7No000324621100No119,043,456
2-6-324.1No00222651100No22,483,837
4-0-727.8No0032562900No11,436,239*
433-2-614.3No001146420100No92,522,293
2-5-412.4No001126620100No54,083,362*
422-4-55.5No0055832400No81,536,619
3-1-76.2No0066030400No46,655,070*
412-3-62.0No00246429000.0%83,431,898
1-6-41.7No0024842900No15,939,422
3-0-82.4No0025140700No7,915,912*
402-2-70.6No01334817100.054,383,526
1-5-50.4No00324817100.029,929,059*
391-4-60.1No00194829400.036,961,214
2-1-80.1No00224827300.022,523,522*
381-3-70.0No0104140900.031,710,788
0-6-50.0No0114238800.07,699,604*
371-2-80.0No0430471810.024,107,815*
360-4-70.0No0218472940.212,591,847*
350-3-8OutNo094041101.15,832,346*
340-2-9OutNo032949193.72,411,703
330-1-10OutNo011850318.9689,703
320-0-11OutNo0010444618.2266,223
Total:44.3%0.0%1247121934155100.0%1,568,462,388

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/5100.0*Lottery seed
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 -1.1
Minnesota 0 Seattle 4 +0.1
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 +0.1
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 -0.1
Chicago 4 New England 1 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Lottery seed
Houston vs San Jose+0.7-0.2-2.0
Toronto FC vs Portland-0.1+0.0+0.2
DC United vs Real Salt Lake-0.1-0.0+0.1
Montreal vs Chicago+0.1-0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Sporting KC+0.1-0.0-0.1
Los Angeles vs NYCFC+0.1-0.0-0.1
New England vs Vancouver-0.0-0.0+0.1
Columbus vs Chicago+0.1-0.0-0.0
NY Red Bulls vs Orlando-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
6511-0-08019100
6310-1-05245300
6210-0-13659510
619-2-022687300
609-1-1127396000
598-3-0571914100
588-2-12638242100
578-1-205253543000
567-3-10372445910000
557-2-202514751921000
547-1-30140423314510000
536-3-20603124061321000
526-2-3201804052553100
515-4-21080302379113000
6-1-4109031335993000
505-3-3003018137922811000
6-0-503017137102191100
495-2-401080296321553000
4-5-201070275341574000
484-4-30002016235181691000
5-1-50003017335191481000
474-3-40010712815281641000
3-6-2000060261430185100
5-0-6001071281825173000
464-2-50000201793522113000
3-5-30000201573623134100
453-4-4000073332122113000
4-1-600108433242192000
443-3-50000312315272281000
2-6-30002021132725102000
4-0-700031241928196100
433-2-6000101382431185100
2-5-4000101262132226100
422-4-500052122932163000
3-1-700063153129132000
412-3-6000205203427101000
1-6-400020418343011100
3-0-80002172435237100
402-2-700102102835204000
1-5-5000182537236000
391-4-60000214333414200
2-1-80000417353111100
381-3-700016223927600
0-6-500016243925500
371-2-8000021133381410
360-4-70000421432750
350-3-8001103639131
340-2-90032444244
330-1-100011340379
320-0-11006304618
Total:010204071105149101110853100