How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/5100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 -2.2
*No
+0.1
-0.1
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 -1.0
-0.1
Minnesota 0 Seattle 4 -1.0
-0.5
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 -0.6
+0.0
Colorado 2 Vancouver 2 +0.2
+0.0
Philadelphia 3 FC Dallas 1 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
DC United vs Real Salt Lake-2.5-1.2+4.0
NoNo+0.0
+2.0-0.6-1.9
-0.3-0.1+0.4
Toronto FC vs Portland+0.3-0.2-0.9
New England vs Vancouver+0.3-0.0-0.6
Houston vs San Jose+0.1+0.2-0.5
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Sporting KC-0.3+0.1+0.3
Los Angeles vs NYCFC-0.1+0.1+0.1
+0.1-0.0-0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.1
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.1+0.1+0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.2
+0.0-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Real Salt Lake finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
5610-0-0In0.1%5141800No184,244
549-1-0In0.0224727400No69,077
539-0-1InNo1038381210No113,173
528-2-0100.0%No4264223400No310,696
518-1-199.9No113373513200No1,016,016
508-0-299.5No05233926610No1,646,110*
497-2-197.7No011233361620No3,968,307
487-1-291.8No004203929800No7,761,739*
476-3-179.3No001930401920No12,279,757*
466-2-261.2No003184133600No22,776,711*
456-1-340.3No001832451400No22,297,326
5-4-138.0No001731461600No12,598,519
445-3-221.5No00219492810No39,619,570
6-0-421.3No000219492810No9,976,935*
435-2-39.9No00194442400No61,794,065
4-5-18.1No0008414740No11,710,920
425-1-43.5No0033354900No48,476,504*
4-4-23.1No00033157900No45,520,225
414-3-31.0No00120601810No93,554,251
5-0-51.0No00121601810No14,682,648
3-6-10.6No0117651710No7,142,147
404-2-40.2No00115729300.0%107,306,197
3-5-20.1No0096029200.033,136,650*
393-4-30.0No0044940600.083,572,323
4-1-50.0No0054940600.067,823,573*
383-3-40.0No0236491300.0126,276,610
4-0-60.0No0236491300.016,285,143
2-6-20.0No0138491200.014,685,474*
373-2-50.0No0024522310.0113,404,018
2-5-30.0No0024522210.044,684,003*
362-4-4OutNo013493440.285,842,368*
3-1-60.0No0014493430.156,034,765
352-3-5OutNo06404670.797,173,581
1-6-3OutNo07414580.712,707,644
3-0-7OutNo07414660.511,802,288*
342-2-6OutNo032955132.071,095,898
1-5-4OutNo032954152.328,473,855*
331-4-5OutNo011757256.040,970,552
2-1-7OutNo011859225.130,957,185*
321-3-6OutNo09553512.339,436,098
2-0-8OutNo010593110.55,264,839
0-6-4OutNo09533812.73,934,222
311-2-7OutNo04494721.524,139,587
0-5-5OutNo04455123.66,797,112
301-1-8OutNo02405833.58,515,042
0-4-6OutNo01366337.08,071,397
290-3-7OutNo00277250.37,822,597*
280-2-8OutNo0198164.53,392,328
270-1-9OutNo0128876.81,039,187
260-0-10OutNo79387.4318,912
Total:4.7%0.0%0000131029292162.1%1,568,462,388

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/5100.0*Lottery seed
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 +0.3
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 +0.1
Philadelphia 3 FC Dallas 1 +0.1
Colorado 2 Vancouver 2 -0.0
Chicago 4 New England 1 -0.0
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Lottery seed
DC United vs Real Salt Lake+0.7+0.2-1.0
Los Angeles vs NYCFC+0.1-0.0-0.1
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.0+0.0+0.1
Montreal vs Chicago+0.1-0.0-0.1
NY Red Bulls vs Orlando-0.0+0.0+0.1
New England vs Vancouver+0.1-0.0-0.1
Houston vs San Jose-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
5610-0-005123935000
549-1-002204732422000
539-0-11003823658100
528-2-0402614141831000
518-1-11013036331762000
508-0-20502313891661100
497-2-1010120337291242000
487-1-2000402033518117100
476-3-1001091291624164100
466-2-2000301793222133000
456-1-3001084282323112000
5-4-1001073282025133000
445-3-200002118132825112000
6-0-400021191629239200
435-2-300010962231228100
4-5-1000008519322610100
425-1-400032122832184000
4-4-200003192634215000
414-3-300010315323214200
5-0-500010417333012200
3-6-10010212313516300
404-2-40000162237267100
3-5-20000052037298100
393-4-3000019303918200
4-1-50000211313717200
383-3-400003183931700
4-0-600004203930700
2-6-200003174033700
373-2-500001831421610
2-5-30001731431710
362-4-4000219453040
3-1-60000320442940
352-3-500193742101
1-6-300193842101
3-0-700110384291
342-2-60032550192
1-5-40032549212
331-4-50011347326
2-1-70011449305
321-3-6006394212
2-0-8006424010
0-6-4006384313
311-2-7002284822
0-5-5002264924
301-1-801184834
0-4-600154737
290-3-70094150
280-2-8043264
270-1-9022277
260-0-1001287
Total:00000000010324691317191672