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(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/5100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 +9.3
+0.5
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 -3.0
-0.1
Minnesota 0 Seattle 4 -1.4
-0.1
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 +0.6
+0.0
Colorado 2 Vancouver 2 +0.3
+0.0
Philadelphia 3 FC Dallas 1 +0.1
+0.0
Sporting KC 1 Atlanta 1 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Toronto FC vs Portland-3.8+1.5+10.9
-0.0-0.0+0.2
-0.3+0.1+0.9
Houston vs San Jose+0.6+0.4-2.9
-0.0+0.1-0.0
New England vs Vancouver+0.7-0.1-1.4
+0.1+0.0-0.1
DC United vs Real Salt Lake+0.6+0.3-0.9
Los Angeles vs NYCFC-0.6+0.3+0.5
Seattle vs Sporting KC-0.5+0.2+0.5
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.1+0.2+0.0
-0.0+0.1+0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the Portland finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
6410-0-0In61.5%9820No222,051
629-1-0In31.29460No397,566
619-0-1In17.79090No598,262
608-2-0In9.4841610No1,541,959
598-1-1In3.7752320No4,526,009
587-3-0In1.16432400No6,703,996*
577-2-1In0.350418000No14,771,498
567-1-2In0.0364715100No20,724,645
6-4-0In0.0344717200No4,878,654
556-3-1In0.0224726400No27,296,145
7-0-3In0.0244825400No9,479,955
546-2-2100.0%0.012403610100No55,980,750
5-5-0100.00.011393812100No4,623,707
536-1-3100.00.06304220300No49,764,388
5-4-1100.00.05284221400No31,549,822
525-3-2100.0No2163932910No83,996,917
6-0-4100.0No2174031910No19,103,029*
515-2-399.9No18304019300No108,958,362
4-5-199.9No07284121300No23,676,969
504-4-299.6No02173933900No76,822,850
5-1-499.6No03194031800No69,908,253*
494-3-398.3No01830411920No129,340,562
5-0-598.6No01932401710No16,748,694
3-6-198.3No007284320200No11,559,555
484-2-494.9No003194231500No118,909,027
3-5-294.6No002174234500No44,274,020*
473-4-387.0No001833451300No90,081,313
4-1-588.2No001935431100No56,447,698
2-7-187.9No000734471200No3,557,732
463-3-474.6No0003225024100No107,593,214
2-6-274.8No002215124100No15,364,800
4-0-676.6No003244922100No10,843,743*
453-2-558.7No001124637400No74,641,515
2-5-357.8No001104739400No37,523,542*
442-4-439.5No00435519000No53,752,720
3-1-641.6No0053649900No30,829,916*
432-3-523.6No001225619100No48,547,776
1-6-324.2No0123571710No8,292,951*
3-0-725.4No00224561810No4,285,972
422-2-612.3No00125330400No26,510,260
1-5-411.9No00125430400No14,339,089*
411-4-54.8No00543421010No15,540,628
2-1-75.5No00544411010No8,772,823*
401-3-61.6No002294819200.0%13,608,663*
391-2-70.4No00174631500.06,872,781*
380-4-60.1No0838421200.02,944,197*
370-3-70.0No0326472210.11,125,536*
360-2-80.0No0114453640.4365,253
350-1-9OutNo07374881.478,157
340-0-10OutNo022457164.9184,464
Total:81.4%0.1%38121720211441000.0%1,568,462,388

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/5100.0*Lottery seed
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 -1.0
Minnesota 0 Seattle 4 +0.2
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 +0.1
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 -0.1
Colorado 2 Vancouver 2 -0.0
Sporting KC 1 Atlanta 1 -0.0
Philadelphia 3 FC Dallas 1 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Lottery seed
Toronto FC vs Portland+0.6-0.1-1.8
New England vs Vancouver-0.1-0.0+0.2
FC Dallas vs Colorado+0.1-0.1-0.2
Houston vs San Jose+0.1-0.1+0.0
Seattle vs Sporting KC+0.1-0.1-0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
6410-0-06237200
629-1-031635100
619-0-118737300
608-2-097497100
598-1-14719151000
587-3-016372531000
577-2-10504374400000
567-1-203624561010000
6-4-003424561110000
556-3-102214652131000
7-0-302414752031000
546-2-20120403335510000
5-5-00110394346610000
536-1-30603024061431000
5-4-10502814161531000
525-3-22016039527631000
6-0-4201704052663100
515-2-31080303379103000
4-5-100702823810113000
504-4-20201713892481000
5-1-40301813992171000
494-3-301080306351362000
5-0-50109032734134100
3-6-100070286371462000
484-2-40003019339171550000
3-5-20002017240171751000
473-4-30010813314311030000
4-1-5001091341528920000
2-7-100007133143393000
463-3-40000302284114830000
2-6-20020218441483000
4-0-6000302310391572000
453-2-5001012443151682000
2-5-3001010344141692000
442-4-4000413410212081000
3-1-6000513512211871000
432-3-5000102251828196100
1-6-30102341728206100
3-0-7000202472027164100
422-2-6000122112730153000
1-5-400012192531174000
411-4-500050316323012200
2-1-700050418332710200
401-3-600020172436247100
391-2-70000212313617200
380-4-600004193830800
370-3-70001829411920
360-2-8000217413360
350-1-90173244151
340-0-10021846295
Total:03071121153176155443210000