"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/5100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Chicago 4 New England 1 -4.2
-0.0
+0.1
-0.2
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 +2.2
+0.1
Philadelphia 3 FC Dallas 1 -1.0
-0.1
Montreal 2 Orlando 1 +0.4
-0.0
NYCFC 3 NY Red Bulls 2 -0.1
Minnesota 0 Seattle 4 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
New England vs Vancouver+5.2-4.0-6.6
-0.2+0.1+0.4
+0.4-0.2-0.5
Columbus vs Chicago-2.5+0.6+1.8
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Montreal vs Chicago-1.0+0.3+0.7
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Philadelphia vs Montreal-0.6+1.1+0.0
-0.0+0.1-0.0
NY Red Bulls vs Orlando+0.1+0.4-0.8
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Los Angeles vs NYCFC+0.2+0.0-0.2
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.0+0.0+0.1
DC United vs Real Salt Lake+0.1-0.0-0.1

What If

Chances based on how well the New England finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
6212-0-0In35.5%37491400No179,290
6011-1-0In12.814493420No22,395
5911-0-1In6.184045700No34,982
5810-2-0In2.4429521410No112,617
5710-1-1100.0%0.71175126400No348,624
569-3-0100.00.1094437910No606,953*
559-2-1100.00.00431441920No1,552,686
549-1-299.90.001184331600No3,018,729*
538-3-199.60.000935411400No5,240,971*
528-2-298.5No004244625200No10,042,013*
518-1-395.6No001134339400No15,959,329*
507-3-289.3No006335010100No24,819,986*
497-2-378.4No002215520200No38,285,346*
486-4-262.2No00105132600No30,169,661
7-1-465.4No01125330500No22,227,448*
476-3-345.7No00541411210No57,663,590
5-6-146.6No00542411210No13,054,590*
466-2-430.0No00228452230No61,664,238*
5-5-227.6No001264523400No29,794,268
455-4-315.4No00154234910No70,249,667
6-1-517.3No01174232810No38,437,968*
445-3-47.4No00732411820No98,258,471
4-6-27.1No00731411820No28,182,337*
435-2-52.9No0321422960No83,160,728*
4-5-32.5No00219423070No56,235,613
424-4-40.8No01103540140No97,027,358
5-1-60.9No01113540140No46,324,288*
414-3-50.2No0042446250No105,883,830
3-6-30.2No0042346270No37,155,290*
404-2-60.0No00114444000.0%71,332,468
3-5-40.0No0113444200.063,207,298*
393-4-50.0No006365710.081,427,288
4-1-70.0No006365710.037,045,579*
383-3-60.0No002257020.072,188,059
2-6-40.0No002247220.028,167,948*
373-2-70.0No001158040.040,621,557
2-5-50.0No001148140.039,010,009*
362-4-6OutNo0088480.140,595,894
3-1-8OutNo0088570.118,246,942*
352-3-7OutNo00384130.541,366,751*
342-2-8OutNo0179191.414,423,896
1-5-6OutNo0179202.112,499,695*
331-4-7OutNo0071294.816,028,014*
321-3-8OutNo00613810.78,919,406*
311-2-9OutNo0514920.04,473,843*
300-4-8OutNo0396133.41,952,014*
290-3-9OutNo0287248.1757,497*
280-2-10OutNo198162.1248,083
270-1-11OutNo128874.954,250
260-0-12OutNo59587.9182,631
Total:13.6%0.0%00013101519222920.3%1,568,462,388

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/5100.0*Lottery seed
Chicago 4 New England 1 +0.5
Philadelphia 3 FC Dallas 1 +0.1
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 -0.0
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 -0.0
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Lottery seed
New England vs Vancouver-0.7+0.5+1.0
Columbus vs Chicago+0.1-0.0-0.1
Montreal vs Chicago+0.1-0.0-0.1
DC United vs Real Salt Lake-0.0-0.0+0.1
NY Red Bulls vs Orlando-0.0-0.0+0.1
Los Angeles vs NYCFC+0.1-0.0-0.1
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.0+0.0+0.1
Philadelphia vs Montreal+0.0-0.1+0.0
Houston vs San Jose-0.0+0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
6212-0-03614901400
6011-1-01324903420
5911-0-162400450700
5810-2-0212815201410
5710-1-111161510260400
569-3-00071431370910
559-2-1003130144019020
549-1-20011162430310600
538-3-100006333141014000
528-2-200022213451250200
518-1-30000194412390400
507-3-200003328550110100
497-2-30000214752320200
486-4-2000046439326000
7-1-4000157458295000
476-3-300014281340131000
5-6-10001427153913100
466-2-400002131540245000
5-5-2000011116392761000
455-4-30004113036153000
6-1-500015123334132000
445-3-4000161937279100
4-6-200016163629102000
435-2-5000382835205100
4-5-30000262535237100
424-4-40012133133163000
5-1-60012143232153000
414-3-5000052035289100
3-6-30000417343112200
404-2-60000192837204000
3-5-4000172438246000
393-4-5000214353513100
4-1-7000315363411100
383-3-600016254124400
2-6-400004224127500
373-2-7000021439351010
2-5-500011135391310
362-4-6000525442330
3-1-8000628432030
352-3-700114413480
342-2-800083442141
1-5-60053045182
331-4-70022045275
321-3-80111403811
311-2-9005304520
300-4-802194733
290-3-900104148
280-2-10053362
270-1-11022375
260-0-12001288
Total:0000001021641012121313128410