How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 8/5100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Minnesota 0 Seattle 4 -0.6
*No
+8.1
-0.3
San Jose 2 Columbus 1 -0.1
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 *-0.1
+0.0
Colorado 2 Vancouver 2 -0.3
+0.0
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 -0.3
+0.0
DC United 1 Toronto FC 1 *No
+0.2
Montreal 2 Orlando 1 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
New England vs Vancouver+0.1-0.0-0.1
DC United vs Real Salt Lake+8.4-3.1-7.5
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Los Angeles vs NYCFC+0.6-0.1-0.6
-0.1+0.0+0.1
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.7+0.4+2.2
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Montreal vs Chicago+0.1+0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Minnesota finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
5511-0-0In0.0%47431010No177,332
5310-1-0InNo12463481No116
5210-0-1InNo53143192No299
519-2-0InNo423402671No1,280
509-1-199.7%No1932371830No4,914
498-3-098.9No031737311010No10,971*
488-2-195.2No01727382250No36,546
478-1-285.7No0021335361310No92,211*
467-3-169.7No00523412640No205,748*
457-2-248.0No0011136411100No516,256*
447-1-327.1No000423482320No1,070,626*
436-3-212.4No01114537500No2,130,577*
426-2-34.4No000433491310No4,310,875*
415-4-21.2No00120522430No7,640,040*
405-3-30.2No00104736700.0%13,244,982*
395-2-40.0No00435451510.022,370,346*
384-4-30.0No0121472740.020,522,732
5-1-50.0No0125482430.013,641,892*
374-3-40.0No0012433780.140,474,361
3-6-20.0No0012423880.110,459,317*
364-2-50.0No0063446140.447,781,831
3-5-3OutNo053048170.724,983,266*
353-4-4OutNo022050282.059,936,730
4-1-6OutNo032350241.435,221,481*
343-3-5OutNo011248404.693,729,401
2-6-3OutNo001046446.217,894,165
4-0-7OutNo011450353.28,917,546*
333-2-6OutNo00641529.091,419,014
2-5-4OutNo005385712.053,634,063*
322-4-5OutNo02296919.6101,384,852
3-1-7OutNo003336415.350,829,092
1-7-3OutNo02267222.37,349,548*
312-3-6OutNo01207928.8130,870,950
1-6-4OutNo00178233.324,764,459
3-0-8OutNo01247523.912,552,648*
302-2-7OutNo00138639.1108,349,084
1-5-5OutNo00118944.958,562,774*
291-4-6OutNo0069455.591,721,452
2-1-8OutNo0089250.357,106,186*
281-3-7OutNo049665.2100,477,754
0-6-5OutNo039769.713,203,813
2-0-9OutNo059559.811,137,111
271-2-8OutNo029874.172,002,722
0-5-6OutNo019978.525,181,844
260-4-7OutNo019985.234,216,050
1-1-9OutNo019981.430,498,843
250-3-8OutNo0010089.838,220,046*
240-2-9OutNo010094.020,424,039
230-1-10OutNo010096.77,690,451
220-0-11OutNo010098.31,489,752
Total:0.1%0.0%000000038226633.2%1,568,462,388

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 8/5100.0*Lottery seed
Minnesota 0 Seattle 4 +0.5
Colorado 2 Vancouver 2 -0.0
Portland 3 Los Angeles 1 -0.0
Real Salt Lake 0 Houston 0 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/12100.0*Lottery seed
FC Dallas vs Colorado-0.0+0.0+0.1
DC United vs Real Salt Lake+0.1-0.1-0.0
Los Angeles vs NYCFC+0.1-0.0-0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
5511-0-004724146000
5310-1-012145331621
5210-0-15312416132
519-2-0423040521521
509-1-11903233499300
498-3-0030171378239110
488-2-1017027533157400
478-1-2002013233181712200
467-3-100050231229208200
457-2-2001011531242071000
447-1-3000041221828196100
436-3-200101182430186100
426-2-3000043142930164000
415-4-200010517322913300
405-3-3000172134269100
395-2-40000210273521500
384-4-3000031433351420
5-1-5000041635321210
374-3-400001623392650
3-6-20001522392860
364-2-500002133638120
3-5-3000193241151
353-4-400042245262
4-1-600052545231
343-3-500011343395
2-6-30011040436
4-0-70021545353
333-2-6000635509
2-5-40004305312
322-4-5002215820
3-1-7002255715
1-7-3001185922
312-3-6000125829
1-6-400105733
3-0-801166024
302-2-70075439
1-5-50055045
291-4-60024256
2-1-80034750
281-3-7013465
0-6-5013070
2-0-9013960
271-2-8002674
0-5-6002179
260-4-701585
1-1-9001881
250-3-801090
240-2-90694
230-1-100397
220-0-11298
Total:0000000000000001137173733