"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/10100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Portland 2 Dallas 0 -0.7
Kansas City 1 Montreal 1 +0.1
+0.1
+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Vancouver vs Dallas+8.7-3.1-8.9
+0.7-0.3-0.6
-0.2+0.0+0.2
+0.6-0.2-0.6
NYCFC vs Seattle+0.9-0.2-2.7
-0.0+0.0+0.1
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Orlando-1.5+1.0+2.0
-0.1+0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City-1.8+0.5+1.3
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Colorado vs Los Angeles+0.5+0.6-1.2
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Los Angeles vs Houston-0.9+0.7+0.8
Salt Lake vs Minnesota+0.3+0.2-0.6
Colorado vs Portland-0.3+0.4+0.1
Minnesota vs Portland-0.1+0.3-0.1
Toronto vs DC United-0.1+0.1+0.3
-0.0+0.0+0.1
New England vs Chicago+0.1+0.0-0.1
DC United vs Atlanta+0.1-0.0-0.0

What If

Chances based on how well the Vancouver finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
74-82In100.0%100No193,169*
7317-3-1In99.21000No2,943*
7217-2-2In99.01000No7,335*
7116-4-1In98.41000No15,910*
7016-3-2In97.61000No35,359*
6916-2-3In96.01000No73,732*
6815-4-2In93.5991No145,017*
6715-3-3In90.19910No280,362*
6614-5-2In85.29730No514,837*
6514-4-3In78.996400No918,696*
6414-3-4In70.59370No1,582,903*
6313-5-3In60.5891100No2,624,033*
6213-4-4In49.08416100No4,221,701*
6113-3-5In36.97622100No6,558,984*
6012-5-4In25.46729300No9,858,220*
5912-4-5In15.55737600No14,394,639*
5811-6-4In8.2454311100No20,326,370*
5711-5-5In3.6344617200No27,812,116*
5611-4-6100.0%1.32346255000No36,966,863*
5510-6-5100.00.314413310100No47,599,061*
5410-5-6100.00.18333917300No59,448,154*
5310-4-7100.00.042340266000No72,062,924*
529-6-6100.00.0214363412100No84,679,093*
519-5-799.80.017283921400No96,569,741*
508-7-699.3No031838319100No106,870,646*
498-6-797.6No0110323916200No114,631,625*
488-5-893.8No0042241276000No119,227,832*
477-7-786.2No00212363612100No120,281,852*
467-6-874.1No0006274122400No117,515,586*
457-5-958.3No00021739329100No111,235,616*
446-7-840.9No0018324017200No101,983,368*
436-6-925.3No0004224227500No90,438,921*
426-5-1013.6No00112373711100.0%77,613,170*
415-7-96.3No0006284320300.064,335,393*
405-6-102.4No002184330600.051,490,504*
395-5-110.8No0011037391210.039,767,471*
384-7-100.2No00528442120.229,588,876*
374-6-110.0No00219443140.721,182,954*
364-5-120.0No00111394182.214,569,400*
353-7-110.0No0063148155.59,618,328*
343-6-120.0No00322522311.46,080,165*
333-5-13OutNo0114513419.93,668,793*
322-7-12OutNo008474530.82,108,057*
312-6-13OutNo004405643.11,151,185*
302-5-14OutNo02316755.6593,545*
292-4-15OutNo01237667.0288,938*
281-6-14OutNo00178376.5131,417*
271-5-15OutNo0118984.255,457*
261-4-16OutNo079390.021,766*
250-6-15OutNo049694.07,721*
240-5-16OutNo29896.62,407*
230-4-17OutNo19998.4677*
220-3-18OutNo19998.6143*
20-21OutNo100Yes33*
190-0-21OutNo0100100.0191,256
Total:68.2%1.0%481114161613105210.3%1,691,545,264

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 6/10100.0*Lottery seed
Portland 2 Dallas 0 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/17100.0*Lottery seed
Vancouver vs Dallas-1.2+0.4+1.2
NYCFC vs Seattle-0.0-0.0+0.2
Seattle vs Orlando+0.1-0.1-0.1
Colorado vs Los Angeles-0.0-0.0+0.1
Minnesota vs Portland-0.0-0.0+0.1
Colorado vs Portland-0.0-0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City+0.1-0.0-0.0
Los Angeles vs Houston+0.0-0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
8221-0-01000
75-80100
7418-1-2991
7317-3-19910
7217-2-29910
7116-4-19820
7016-3-29820
6916-2-39640
6815-4-29461
6715-3-3909100
6614-5-28512300
6514-4-379174000
6414-3-47122700
6313-5-36029110000
6213-4-449351511000
6113-3-537392111000
6012-5-425422633000
5912-4-5164130760000
5811-6-483730131001000
5711-5-543026201612000
5611-4-61221927224500000
5510-6-50141130259901000
5410-5-608528231616130000
5310-4-7042221624215600000
529-6-60201482823111211000
519-5-7010732519211834000
508-7-60031171128229801000
498-6-7001010428192014220000
488-5-800004121113018861000
477-7-7000201243217191030000
467-6-8000006126103114830000
457-5-9000020164351415930000
446-7-8000108131919191020000
436-6-900004021415252192000
426-5-1000010121821292071000
415-7-90000603122730175100
405-6-10000201517312813200
395-5-110010018243424810
384-7-100000031330331730
374-6-11000001521362881
364-5-12000002113137172
353-7-110000052240286
343-6-12000213363811
333-5-130016284520
322-7-12003194731
312-6-13001124443
302-5-140063856
292-4-150033067
281-6-140012277
271-5-15011584
261-4-1601090
250-6-150694
240-5-160397
230-4-17298
220-3-18199
20-21100
190-0-210100
Total:132547596105104455543210