Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 4/23100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Portland 2 Vancouver 1 -4.4
-0.2
+1.3
-0.3
Salt Lake 1 Atlanta 3 +1.0
-0.1
+0.1
Los Angeles 0 Seattle 3 -0.3
-0.1
Dallas 1 Kansas City 0 -0.2
Houston 2 San Jose 0 -0.1
Minnesota 1 Colorado 0 +0.2
NY Red Bulls 2 Columbus 0 +0.1
Philadelphia 3 Montreal 3 -0.3
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 4/28100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Montreal vs Vancouver-4.1-0.1+10.5
-0.1-0.0+0.2
+1.8-0.4-4.0
-0.3+0.0+0.7
Seattle vs New England-0.7+0.5+1.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Los Angeles vs Philadelphia-0.7+0.5+0.9
-0.2-0.1+0.6
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Orlando vs Colorado+0.4*-0.0-1.1
-0.2+0.1+0.5
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Toronto vs Houston+0.4-0.0-0.9
Minnesota vs San Jose+0.1+0.5-0.7
+0.2-0.1-0.2
Kansas City vs Salt Lake+0.2+0.2-0.8
-0.1+0.0+0.3
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Kansas City vs NY Red Bulls-0.3+0.2+0.6
Dallas vs Portland+0.0+0.1-0.1
Atlanta vs DC United-0.1+0.1+0.4

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Vancouver finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
72-88In100.0%100No67,470*
7120-4-3In98.5991No521*
7020-3-4In99.0991No1,151*
6919-5-3In97.3982No2,265*
6819-4-4In94.99730No4,504*
6718-6-3In92.09640No8,656*
6618-5-4In88.69370No16,262*
6518-4-5In83.490900No29,416*
6417-6-4In76.6861300No52,543*
6317-5-5In67.7811810No90,884*
6217-4-6In57.47424200No151,928*
6116-6-5In46.36630400No250,567*
6016-5-6In34.55736600No402,784*
5915-7-5In23.6474211100No629,903*
5815-6-6In14.4374516200No959,768*
5715-5-7In7.5274623400No1,437,492*
5614-7-6100.0%3.41943308100No2,093,994*
5514-6-7100.01.212373613200No2,987,740*
5414-5-8100.00.372939204000No4,154,729*
5313-7-7100.00.132139288100No5,646,628*
5213-6-899.90.0213343514200No7,496,369*
5112-8-799.60.0172738225000No9,742,043*
5012-7-898.80.003183731101000No12,361,805*
4912-6-996.8No01103137183000No15,330,034*
4811-8-892.3No0052238277100No18,580,608*
4711-7-984.2No002133435142000No21,986,628*
4611-6-1071.8No00172639225000No25,432,977*
4510-8-956.0No000316373111200No28,750,044*
4410-7-1039.3No00019293719400No31,754,917*
4310-6-1124.4No00042037289100.0%34,239,056*
429-8-1013.4No000212323516300.036,049,688*
419-7-116.4No0006243725710.037,056,846*
409-6-122.7No0031534331320.037,175,625*
398-8-111.0No001828382140.136,402,225*
388-7-120.3No000420383080.434,747,633*
378-6-130.1No0002123438141.532,351,340*
367-8-120.0No00172743224.029,349,971*
357-7-130.0No00032045328.825,950,175*
346-9-120.0No00213434316.122,331,081*
336-8-130.0No0018385425.818,693,491*
326-7-140.0No0004316437.215,221,491*
315-9-13OutNo002247349.012,040,210*
305-8-14OutNo001188160.29,255,388*
295-7-15OutNo000128770.26,894,910*
285-6-16OutNo00089278.44,975,775*
274-8-15OutNo0059584.83,479,484*
264-7-16OutNo039789.62,349,712*
254-6-17OutNo029893.21,534,177*
243-8-16OutNo019995.5962,173*
233-7-17OutNo019997.2582,299*
223-6-18OutNo010098.3336,830*
212-8-17OutNo010098.9186,875*
202-7-18OutNo010099.499,222*
192-6-19OutNo010099.649,870*
182-5-20OutNo010099.824,003*
7-17OutNo100100.084,964*
Total:27.5%0.2%113571013141515158.0%592,849,144

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 4/23100.0*Lottery seed
Portland 2 Vancouver 1 +0.6
Salt Lake 1 Atlanta 3 -0.1
Los Angeles 0 Seattle 3 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 4/28100.0*Lottery seed
Montreal vs Vancouver+0.6-0.0-1.5
Orlando vs Colorado-0.0-0.0+0.1
Kansas City vs Salt Lake-0.0-0.0+0.1
Los Angeles vs Philadelphia+0.0-0.1-0.0
Atlanta vs DC United-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
73-88100
7220-5-2991
7120-4-39811
7020-3-49901
6919-5-39712
6819-4-495230
6718-6-392440
6618-5-489570
6518-4-5837900
6417-6-477913000
6317-5-5681318010
6217-4-65716240200
6116-6-546202914000
6016-5-635223526000
5915-7-52423383110100
5815-6-614233961602000
5715-5-782035112214000
5614-7-63152815282801000
5514-6-711118193151302000
5414-5-806101930920140000
5313-7-7034172415262801000
5213-6-80111214202871402000
5112-8-70107620251420250000
5012-7-8000321616212561001000
4912-6-9001010823241316130000
4811-8-800005220172222571000
4711-7-9000201382622131330000
4611-6-10000107223162318820000
4510-8-900003016829191672000
4410-7-100000109227142216720000
4310-6-11000041207202417610000
429-8-100000201231224261651000
419-7-1100000615162726144100
409-6-12000301820292411300
398-8-11000100311243021810
388-7-1200000141528301750
378-6-1300000017203227112
367-8-12000003122834204
357-7-1300000162035309
346-9-120000212313816
336-8-13000016244326
326-7-1400003174337
315-9-130001104049
305-8-1400063460
295-7-1500032770
285-6-160012078
274-8-150011585
264-7-16001090
254-6-1700793
243-8-1600496
233-7-170397
223-6-180298
212-8-170199
202-7-180199
192-6-190100
182-5-200100
171-7-190100
161-6-200100
151-5-210100
7-14100
Total:0011122335374567889998