"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
LA Galaxy 0 Vancouver 1 +11.5
+1.1
-3.6
+1.0
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 -0.5
-0.0
Los Angeles FC 3 Philadelphia 3 +0.4
+0.0
Salt Lake 1 New York RB 1 +0.4
+0.0
Dallas 2 Montreal 2 +0.3
+0.0
Seattle 1 Columbus 1 +0.3
+0.0
Portland 1 Nashville 0 -0.1
+0.1
Kansas City 4 Houston 0 -0.1
San Jose 2 Minnesota 5 *-0.1
-0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Vancouver vs Colorado+7.3-4.3-9.7
+1.0-0.7-1.2
-1.2+0.6+1.7
+0.6-0.4-0.8
Columbus vs Salt Lake+0.4*-0.0-1.1
-0.0+0.1*+0.0
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Toronto vs Nashville+0.4*-0.1-1.1
-0.0*+0.0+0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
New York City vs Dallas+0.6*+0.0-0.9
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy+0.4*-0.0-1.0
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Philadelphia vs San Jose+0.4*+0.1-1.0
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Minnesota vs New York RB-0.4+0.3+0.7
-0.1+0.1*+0.0
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Atlanta vs Kansas City+0.3*-0.1-0.5
*-0.0+0.1-0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Houston vs Seattle*-0.1+0.4-0.2
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Orlando vs Chicago+0.0-0.1*-0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
New York City vs Vancouver-5.1-0.3+10.7
-0.7-0.2+1.7
+0.9-0.2-1.6
-0.4-0.0+0.9
Salt Lake vs New England-0.6+0.4+1.0
-0.0+0.0+0.1
New England vs Portland+0.5*-0.1-1.0
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Nashville vs Columbus-0.6+0.3+0.7
+0.1-0.1-0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Minnesota vs Montreal-0.4+0.2+0.7
-0.1+0.1*+0.0
-0.0+0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City-0.3+0.4+0.2
+0.1*+0.0-0.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Colorado vs Houston*-0.0+0.3-0.3
-0.1+0.1+0.1
-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Seattle vs Dallas-0.2+0.4*-0.0
Chicago vs Atlanta+0.1*+0.0-0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Cincinnati vs Toronto+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Miami vs New York RB+0.1-0.1-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Vancouver finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910111213SpoonCount
73-99InYes100No624*
7221-6-5In99.0%991No202*
7121-5-6In99.41000No329*
7020-7-5In98.1991No593*
6920-6-6In97.0982No983*
6819-8-5In95.9973No1,479*
6719-7-6In94.69730No2,351*
6619-6-7In90.29550No3,511*
6518-8-6In85.59280No5,324*
6418-7-7In79.7881100No7,727*
6318-6-8In71.9831610No10,958*
6217-8-7In62.87721200No15,705*
6117-7-8In52.2702730No21,501*
6016-9-7In40.46233500No28,390*
5916-8-8In28.45238910No37,676*
5816-7-9In18.3414314200No48,890*
5715-9-8In10.3314421400No62,120*
5615-8-9In5.0224228810No76,950*
5515-7-10In1.914363414300No93,692*
5414-9-9In0.58283621610No111,941*
5314-8-10100.0%0.1419352811200No131,826*
5214-7-1199.90.02112933196100No150,374*
5113-9-1099.7No16203227123000No169,348*
5013-8-1198.7No02112732207100No186,566*
4912-10-1095.7No015173128144100No202,118*
4812-9-1188.7No00292331239200No213,303*
4712-8-1275.9No0004142830186100No222,423*
4611-10-1157.3No001719302713300No225,185*
4511-9-1237.3No002102431228200No223,724*
4411-8-1320.3No001415293016510No218,384*
4310-10-129.0No00172132261020No208,665*
4210-9-133.4No000312273219500.0%195,156*
4110-8-141.0No00161933281120.0178,341*
409-10-130.2No0021128342040.0159,608*
399-9-140.1No0001620362980.2140,251*
389-8-150.0No002133337151.0119,915*
378-10-140.0No00172642243.3100,642*
368-9-15OutNo0031943348.082,055*
358-8-16OutNo00112414515.865,482*
347-10-15OutNo017365726.551,693*
337-9-16OutNo004296739.139,142*
327-8-17OutNo02227651.629,062*
316-10-16OutNo01178263.421,179*
306-9-17OutNo0128873.414,949*
296-8-18OutNo089281.610,276*
285-10-17OutNo059587.96,974*
275-9-18OutNo049691.24,458*
265-8-19OutNo29895.22,839*
254-10-18OutNo19997.41,875*
244-9-19OutNo010099.01,050*
234-8-20OutNo010099.3577*
3-22OutNo10099.91,010*
Total:51.2%2.4%56788999998873.0%3,909,396

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/8100.0*Lottery seed
LA Galaxy 0 Vancouver 1 -2.0
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 +0.0
Dallas 2 Montreal 2 -0.0
Seattle 1 Columbus 1 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Vancouver vs Colorado-1.3+0.8+1.7
Columbus vs Salt Lake-0.0-0.0+0.1
Minnesota vs New York RB+0.1-0.0-0.1
New York City vs Dallas-0.0-0.0+0.1
Toronto vs Nashville-0.0-0.0+0.1
Atlanta vs Kansas City-0.0+0.0+0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy-0.0-0.0+0.1
Philadelphia vs San Jose-0.0-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Lottery seed
New York City vs Vancouver+0.9+0.0-1.9
Salt Lake vs New England+0.1-0.1-0.1
Minnesota vs Montreal+0.0-0.0-0.1
New England vs Portland-0.0-0.0+0.1
Nashville vs Columbus+0.1-0.0-0.1
Colorado vs Houston+0.0-0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526
73-99100
7221-6-5991
7121-5-69900
7020-7-59811
6920-6-69712
6819-8-59623
6719-7-695230
6619-6-790450
6518-8-685680
6418-7-780811000
6318-6-8721116010
6217-8-76314210200
6117-7-8521826030
6016-9-740213115000
5916-8-828233639010
5816-7-91823385140200
5715-9-810213592014000
5615-8-951729132628010
5515-7-1021220173041303000
5414-9-90711182882016010
5314-8-100441522132531102000
5214-7-1102110121726718160100
5113-9-10105515201324312030000
5013-8-11002110101724819170100
4912-10-100010531416152441404100
4812-9-1100021971721112129200
4712-8-1200000411311172371761000
4611-10-11000106316161522145100
4511-9-12000211061820231451000
4411-8-130010411411222315720000
4310-10-1200010731222241783000
4210-9-130000314122225191031000
4110-8-14000101411212621114100
409-10-130000141121262111310
399-9-140000014122228211020
389-8-150000141325292071
378-10-1400016162929163
368-9-1500292233268
358-8-16001314313516
347-10-150017244127
337-9-16003164139
327-8-17001103752
316-10-160053163
306-9-17032473
296-8-18011782
285-10-17011188
275-9-180991
265-8-190595
254-10-18397
244-9-19199
234-8-20199
223-10-190100
3-21100
Total:22334353535454555444444433