"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/10100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Portland 2 Dallas 0 -0.9
Kansas City 1 Montreal 1 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
San Jose vs Kansas City+11.2-2.6-8.2
+0.2-0.1-0.1
-0.9+0.0+0.7
+0.6-0.1-0.4
NYCFC vs Seattle+0.9-0.1-2.8
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Orlando-1.6+1.1+2.1
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Vancouver vs Dallas-1.3+0.6+1.2
Colorado vs Los Angeles+0.7+0.7-1.6
+0.1-0.0-0.1
Los Angeles vs Houston-1.0+0.9+0.9
Salt Lake vs Minnesota+0.3+0.2-0.6
+0.2-0.1-0.2
Minnesota vs Portland+0.0+0.3-0.3
+0.2-0.0-0.1
Colorado vs Portland-0.2+0.4-0.1
+0.1-0.0-0.1
Toronto vs DC United-0.1+0.0+0.3
DC United vs Atlanta+0.2-0.0-0.2

What If

Chances based on how well the San Jose finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
7619-0-0In100.0%1000No191,256
71-74In99.7100No314*
7016-3-0In97.61000No581*
6916-2-1In97.7991No1,798
6816-1-2In94.8991No4,451*
6715-3-1In91.99820No10,800*
6615-2-2In87.49730No25,586*
6514-4-1In81.29550No54,200*
6414-3-2In72.89280No116,027*
6314-2-3In62.4871200No232,404*
6213-4-2In50.4811810No440,754*
6113-3-3In37.87424200No821,936*
6012-5-2In25.764314000No1,454,847*
5912-4-3In15.45338800No2,472,932*
5812-3-4In7.9424413100No4,095,108*
5711-5-3In3.4314620300No6,473,743*
5611-4-4100.0%1.12144287000No9,940,246*
5511-3-5100.00.312383612100No14,759,218*
5410-5-4100.00.072940204000No21,081,631*
5310-4-5100.00.032039298100No29,232,367*
5210-3-699.90.0111333616300No39,193,558*
519-5-599.50.0052339266100No50,766,362*
509-4-698.20.00214353413200No63,769,973*
498-6-595.0No0172639235000No77,440,436*
488-5-688.4No00316373311100No90,974,851*
478-4-777.3No0018293920300No103,598,571*
467-6-662.2No00031940307000No114,059,390*
457-5-744.9No00110343915100No121,438,844*
447-4-828.7No0005244325300No125,169,364*
436-6-715.9No0002144136700No124,648,481*
426-5-87.6No0007334414100.0%119,961,497*
416-4-93.1No003234723300.0111,553,823*
405-6-81.1No001134533700.0100,042,892*
395-5-90.3No000737411410.086,552,968*
385-4-100.1No00327452220.372,163,523*
374-6-90.0No00118443251.057,861,824*
364-5-100.0No0011394192.944,581,824*
354-4-110.0No0063147166.932,987,501*
343-6-100.0No00322502513.823,364,032*
333-5-11OutNo0114493623.615,818,496*
323-4-12OutNo008444835.810,215,271*
312-6-11OutNo004365949.16,271,024*
302-5-12OutNo02287062.13,641,534*
292-4-13OutNo01207973.51,996,319*
281-6-12OutNo00138782.71,026,937*
271-5-13OutNo0089289.6493,876*
261-4-14OutNo049594.1217,728*
251-3-15OutNo029897.087,787*
240-5-14OutNo19998.531,692*
230-4-15OutNo010099.410,065*
220-3-16OutNo010099.82,764*
20-21OutNo10099.8595*
190-0-19OutNo0100100.0191,263
Total:39.8%0.1%12471115181913721.4%1,691,545,264

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 6/10100.0*Lottery seed
Portland 2 Dallas 0 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/17100.0*Lottery seed
San Jose vs Kansas City-1.3+0.3+1.0
NYCFC vs Seattle-0.0+0.0+0.2
Seattle vs Orlando+0.1-0.1-0.1
Colorado vs Los Angeles-0.0-0.1+0.1
Vancouver vs Dallas+0.1-0.0-0.0
Los Angeles vs Houston+0.0-0.1-0.0
Salt Lake vs Minnesota-0.0-0.0+0.1
Toronto vs DC United-0.0+0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
7619-0-010000
72-74100
7117-1-11000
7016-3-09820
6916-2-19821
6816-1-29541
6715-3-192620
6615-2-2879300
6514-4-18113500
6414-3-27319800
6314-2-3622512000
6213-4-25031171100
6113-3-338362322000
6012-5-22639284400000
5912-4-315383178000
5812-3-483430131301000
5711-5-332725201923000
5611-4-41191826244700000
5511-3-5012102826101201000
5410-5-4074252218192400000
5310-4-5031181424236801000
5210-3-60101172623131513000
519-5-50005221172221460100
509-4-6000201382623121212000
498-6-500107323172219450000
488-5-6000311592821121020000
478-4-7000108326162316610000
467-6-60000031189311813510000
457-5-7000101033115201451000
447-4-8000005123921231441000
436-6-7000020143142625123000
426-5-800000716193024102000
416-4-9000302102532216100
405-6-8000100314303116300
395-5-90000016213427910
385-4-100000021128351940
374-6-9000004183630101
364-5-1000001102938193
354-4-11000041939307
343-6-10000111344014
333-5-110005254524
323-4-12002164636
312-6-1100194149
302-5-120053362
292-4-130022474
281-6-12011683
271-5-13001090
261-4-140694
251-3-150397
240-5-140199
230-4-15199
220-3-160100
210-2-17100
200-1-18199
190-0-190100
Total:01121325475105678987531