Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
New England 1 Chicago 1 -4.6
-0.6
+1.0
-0.4
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 +0.4
+0.0
DC United 2 Miami 1 -0.1
Toronto 1 New York City 0 -0.1
Atlanta 2 Cincinnati 1 -0.1
Los Angeles FC 3 Philadelphia 3 *-0.1
Dallas 2 Montreal 2 *-0.1
San Jose 2 Minnesota 5 -0.1
-0.1
LA Galaxy 0 Vancouver 1 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Philadelphia vs San Jose-0.6+0.4+0.8
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Toronto vs Nashville-0.5+0.4+0.9
-0.1*-0.0+0.3
-0.0+0.0+0.1
New York City vs Dallas-0.6+0.3+0.7
+0.2-0.1-0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Columbus vs Salt Lake-0.5+0.4+0.8
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Minnesota vs New York RB+0.4*-0.1-0.8
-0.0+0.1*+0.0
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy-0.5+0.4+0.6
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Atlanta vs Kansas City-0.4+0.3+0.5
Orlando vs Chicago-0.2+0.4-0.2
Cincinnati vs DC United-0.1+0.4-0.2
+0.1*-0.1-0.1
Vancouver vs Colorado+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Houston vs Seattle+0.1-0.1-0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Salt Lake vs New England-4.6+0.2+11.2
-0.4-0.1+1.1
+1.3-0.3-2.7
-0.4+0.0+1.0
New England vs Portland+6.4-4.6-9.0
+0.5-0.4-0.7
-1.8+1.1+2.9
+0.6-0.4-0.8
Minnesota vs Montreal+0.3*-0.0-0.8
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
New York City vs Vancouver-0.6+0.4+0.6
+0.1-0.1-0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Nashville vs Columbus+0.4*+0.0-0.8
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.2
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Chicago vs Atlanta-0.3+0.4+0.2
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
+0.1-0.1*-0.1
Miami vs New York RB-0.2+0.4*-0.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Cincinnati vs Toronto-0.2+0.4*-0.1
+0.1-0.1-0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City+0.0*+0.0-0.1
+0.1*-0.1-0.2
Colorado vs Houston-0.1*+0.0+0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the New England finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910111213SpoonCount
71-97In99.8%100No664*
7021-6-5In97.51000No202*
6921-5-6In96.4991No393*
6820-7-5In95.3982No612*
6720-6-6In92.5982No997*
6620-5-7In90.0973No1,617*
6519-7-6In84.294600No2,463*
6419-6-7In79.79270No3,712*
6318-8-6In71.8901000No5,553*
6218-7-7In62.3851410No8,300*
6118-6-8In50.5782010No11,733*
6017-8-7In39.8712630No16,210*
5917-7-8In28.76331500No22,338*
5817-6-9In18.15338910No29,908*
5716-8-8In9.742421420No39,122*
5616-7-9In4.93144214000No50,575*
5515-9-8In1.82141288100No64,564*
5415-8-9100.0%0.5133534153000No79,437*
5315-7-10100.00.172736227100No96,422*
5214-9-9100.00.0317332913300No115,331*
5114-8-1099.9No1102633217100No133,807*
5014-7-1199.3No04173029154100No153,381*
4913-9-1097.5No029233123102000No171,458*
4813-8-1192.5No004132730186100No188,440*
4712-10-1082.1No0016183027144100No203,404*
4612-9-1165.1No0021023302310200No214,084*
4512-8-1244.6No0014132730186100No221,659*
4411-10-1125.6No001618302714400No225,113*
4311-9-1211.8No0029233123920No222,849*
4211-8-134.6No001414293117400.0%216,290*
4110-10-121.4No00172133271010.0206,554*
4010-9-130.4No0031329331840.0192,913*
3910-8-140.1No001621362880.2175,862*
389-10-130.0No003133337141.2157,647*
379-9-140.0No00172742233.7137,443*
369-8-150.0No00041943348.6117,538*
358-10-14OutNo00212414616.797,989*
348-9-15OutNo017355727.880,076*
338-8-16OutNo004296740.364,235*
327-10-15OutNo02227653.050,164*
317-9-16OutNo01168365.037,910*
307-8-17OutNo00118874.427,940*
296-10-16OutNo0089282.420,238*
286-9-17OutNo059588.514,386*
276-8-18OutNo039792.39,902*
265-10-17OutNo29895.36,627*
255-9-18OutNo19997.64,335*
245-8-19OutNo010098.62,800*
234-10-18OutNo010098.91,587*
224-9-19OutNo010099.4979*
214-8-20OutNo010099.2612*
1-20OutNo10099.81,021*
Total:43.0%1.3%45667788991010105.4%3,909,396

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/8100.0*Lottery seed
New England 1 Chicago 1 +0.8
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 -0.0
Seattle 1 Columbus 1 -0.0
DC United 2 Miami 1 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Minnesota vs New York RB-0.0+0.0+0.1
New York City vs Dallas+0.1-0.0-0.1
Atlanta vs Kansas City+0.1-0.0-0.1
Columbus vs Salt Lake+0.0-0.1-0.1
Philadelphia vs San Jose+0.0-0.1-0.0
Toronto vs Nashville+0.0-0.0-0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy+0.0-0.1-0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Lottery seed
Salt Lake vs New England+0.8-0.0-2.0
New England vs Portland-1.2+0.8+1.7
Minnesota vs Montreal-0.0-0.0+0.1
New York City vs Vancouver+0.1-0.1-0.0
Nashville vs Columbus-0.0-0.0+0.1
Chicago vs Atlanta+0.0-0.1+0.0
Miami vs New York RB+0.0-0.1+0.0
Cincinnati vs Toronto+0.0-0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526
73-97100
7222-5-5982
7121-7-4100
7021-6-59820
6921-5-69631
6820-7-59532
6720-6-69262
6620-5-79073
6519-7-684106000
6419-6-78013700
6318-8-6721810000
6218-7-7622314010
6118-6-85028191100
6017-8-7403224230
5917-7-829342845000
5817-6-918353088010
5716-8-81032291313120
5616-7-9526251918240000
5515-9-82191724225801000
5415-8-90139262311131300000
5315-7-10074231818194701000
5214-9-90311610232091213000
5114-8-101094221617184701000
5014-7-11004116822191013140100
4913-9-10002083201318185902000
4813-8-11000401352216141636100
4712-10-10001061179211891241000
4612-9-110002093201218181241000
4512-8-1200104013522161913510000
4411-10-1100106117919221672000
4311-9-12000209310202418931000
4211-8-130010413112025201141000
4110-10-12000101310202622124100
4010-9-130000131020272212410
3910-8-14000013112228221130
389-10-130000141224292181
379-9-14000015162830164
369-8-15000282133279
358-10-14000313303617
348-9-150017234128
338-8-160003164140
327-10-1500193653
317-9-160053065
307-8-17022374
296-10-160011682
286-9-17011188
276-8-180892
265-10-170595
255-9-18298
245-8-19199
234-10-18199
224-9-19199
214-8-20199
203-10-190100
193-9-20100
183-8-21199
1-17100
Total:12232334343435444455555555