How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/16100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Montreal vs Salt Lake-0.0+0.1*+0.0
Colorado vs DC United-3.1+0.2+10.4
-0.1+0.1+0.1
Atlanta vs Los Angeles-0.3+0.2+0.8
+0.0-0.0-0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/20100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Seattle vs Minnesota-0.1-0.0+0.4
+3.7-2.1-13.3
-0.1+0.0+0.4
Chicago vs Minnesota-0.1-0.0+0.4
+3.5-2.2-13.4
-0.1+0.0+0.4
Portland vs Colorado-0.5+0.2+1.3
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Salt Lake vs Colorado-0.5+0.1+1.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
DC United vs Atlanta+11.4-0.9-5.3
DC United vs New England+10.4-1.8-6.1
Columbus vs Los Angeles-0.4+0.1+0.8
+0.0-0.0-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Minnesota finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
5511-0-0InNo593560No2,178
5310-1-0InNo5050No4
5210-0-1InNo3367No3
519-2-0InNo6312538No16
509-1-1InNo1132939126No69
499-0-298.8%No4193630101No161*
488-2-195.6No072838224No518
478-1-286.7No02163436121No1,346*
467-3-172.3No052542253No2,952*
457-2-251.2No0112383990No7,285*
447-1-329.8No0425492020No14,779*
436-3-214.2No0113463460No29,043*
426-2-35.3No00534461410No58,475*
415-4-21.5No0121502520No102,764*
405-3-30.3No010443970No175,594*
395-2-40.0No0432491410.0%296,134*
384-4-30.0No0118512730.0267,871
5-1-50.0No0121522320.0178,895*
374-3-4OutNo010463770.0522,436
3-6-2OutNo09453870.0134,851*
364-2-5OutNo043646130.1613,503
3-5-3OutNo033249160.2318,070*
353-4-4OutNo012251260.8759,630
4-1-6OutNo012551230.5448,413*
343-3-5OutNo001349382.01,180,687
2-6-3OutNo01047432.7223,633
4-0-7OutNo01550341.3112,942*
333-2-6OutNo0742514.31,142,398
2-5-4OutNo0539565.8664,171*
322-4-5OutNo02306810.51,251,295
3-1-7OutNo0334637.7631,013
1-7-3OutNo02287111.789,848*
312-3-6OutNo01217816.71,602,760
1-6-4OutNo1188119.7304,243*
3-0-8OutNo01247412.6151,888
302-2-7OutNo0148624.71,313,688
1-5-5OutNo0118929.3706,762*
291-4-6OutNo079339.51,100,760
2-1-8OutNo089234.3687,941*
281-3-7OutNo049649.61,194,853
0-6-5OutNo039753.7155,966
2-0-9OutNo059542.9133,345
271-2-8OutNo029859.7850,687
0-5-6OutNo019965.0296,027
260-4-7OutNo010074.4399,242
1-1-9OutNo019969.0356,412
250-3-8OutNo010081.0442,039*
240-2-9OutNo010088.2234,005
230-1-10OutNo010092.887,382
220-0-11OutNo010095.816,855
Total:0.1%No000000129236523.4%19,265,832

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/16100.0*Lottery seed
Atlanta vs Los Angeles-0.0+0.0+0.1
Colorado vs DC United+0.0-0.1+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/20100.0*Lottery seed
Seattle vs Minnesota+0.2-0.0-0.7
Chicago vs Minnesota+0.2-0.0-0.7
DC United vs Atlanta+0.1-0.0-0.1
DC United vs New England+0.1-0.0-0.1
Portland vs Colorado-0.0+0.0+0.1
Columbus vs Los Angeles-0.0+0.0+0.1
Salt Lake vs Colorado-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
5511-0-0593322400
5310-1-05050
5210-0-13367
519-2-063125631
509-1-111329138476
499-0-2419366246411
488-2-1072823691331
478-1-20216133927941
467-3-1050245371411300
457-2-201012237142111300
447-1-3040258252410200
436-3-20101331731258100
426-2-3005182534216100
415-4-2010213313316400
405-3-300041834301220
395-2-40017243725600
384-4-300021131381620
5-1-500021434361210
374-3-4000421422750
3-6-200420422950
364-2-5001113839110
3-5-300183443140
353-4-40032448251
4-1-60042747211
343-3-5011446372
2-6-3001144423
4-0-7011747331
333-2-6000739494
2-5-400535546
322-4-502256211
3-1-70330598
1-7-301236412
312-3-601166617
1-6-40136720
3-0-801206613
302-2-70096625
1-5-5076429
291-4-6035739
2-1-8056134
281-3-7014950
0-6-5014554
2-0-9025543
271-2-8014060
0-5-603565
260-4-702674
1-1-9003169
250-3-801981
240-2-901288
230-1-10793
220-0-11496
Total:000000000000001138194323