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(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
San Jose 2 Minnesota 5 +10.0
+4.0
-0.8
+1.0
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 -0.5
-0.0
Salt Lake 1 New York RB 1 +0.4
+0.1
+0.0
Los Angeles FC 3 Philadelphia 3 +0.4
+0.1
+0.0
Dallas 2 Montreal 2 +0.3
+0.1
+0.0
Seattle 1 Columbus 1 +0.3
+0.1
+0.0
Portland 1 Nashville 0 -0.1
Kansas City 4 Houston 0 *-0.1
-0.1
LA Galaxy 0 Vancouver 1 *-0.1
Atlanta 2 Cincinnati 1 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Minnesota vs New York RB+4.1-2.9-6.4
+3.3-2.6-4.8
-0.2+0.1+0.3
+0.5-0.3-0.7
Philadelphia vs San Jose+0.3*+0.0-0.7
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Columbus vs Salt Lake+0.3*+0.0-0.7
-0.1+0.2*+0.0
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy+0.3*+0.0-0.6
+0.0+0.0-0.1
New York City vs Dallas+0.3*+0.1-0.5
+0.1*+0.1-0.3
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Toronto vs Nashville+0.2*-0.0-0.6
-0.2+0.2+0.2
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Vancouver vs Colorado-0.2+0.3*+0.1
+0.2+0.1-0.5
Atlanta vs Kansas City+0.2*-0.0-0.4
*-0.0+0.3-0.3
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Houston vs Seattle-0.1+0.3-0.1
+0.1*+0.0-0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Minnesota vs Montreal+4.1-2.9-6.4
+3.3-2.6-4.8
-0.2+0.1+0.3
+0.5-0.3-0.7
New England vs Portland+0.3*+0.0-0.7
*+0.0+0.1-0.2
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Salt Lake vs New England-0.4+0.3+0.6
-0.0+0.0+0.1
New York City vs Vancouver+0.3*+0.0-0.6
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Nashville vs Columbus-0.4+0.3+0.4
+0.2*+0.1-0.4
San Jose vs Kansas City-0.2+0.2+0.1
+0.3+0.1-0.6
Seattle vs Dallas-0.1+0.3-0.1
*+0.0+0.1-0.2
Colorado vs Houston*+0.0+0.1-0.2
-0.3+0.3+0.4
Chicago vs Atlanta+0.2+0.1-0.6
Cincinnati vs Toronto+0.1*+0.0-0.3
Miami vs New York RB+0.1*+0.1-0.3

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Minnesota finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910111213SpoonCount
79-102InYes100No700*
7822-6-4In99.6%1000No274*
76-77In99.9100No1,151*
7521-6-5In99.81000No1,201*
7421-5-6In99.81000No1,916*
7320-7-5In99.51000No2,953*
7220-6-6In99.31000No4,402*
7119-8-5In98.91000No6,440*
7019-7-6In98.3991No9,356*
6919-6-7In97.6991No13,239*
6818-8-6In96.19820No18,243*
6718-7-7In94.19730No25,176*
6618-6-8In90.99540No33,771*
6517-8-7In86.793700No43,988*
6417-7-8In81.1901000No56,113*
6316-9-7In73.8861410No69,862*
6216-8-8In64.9811810No85,190*
6116-7-9In54.0742420No103,450*
6015-9-8In42.46630400No121,748*
5915-8-9In30.65736710No140,733*
5815-7-10In20.0464112100No159,749*
5714-9-9In11.3364418300No177,266*
5614-8-10In5.52543256100No192,903*
5513-10-9In2.116393211200No206,743*
5413-9-10100.0%0.6103236184100No216,164*
5313-8-11100.00.152236269200No222,058*
5212-10-10100.00.02143132164100No222,447*
5112-9-1199.80.01722332510200No218,342*
5012-8-1299.0No03132831186100No211,724*
4911-10-1196.4No016203126123000No200,162*
4811-9-1290.1No002112531218200No185,411*
4711-8-1377.9No0015152829165100No168,633*
4610-10-1260.1No001721302511300No150,203*
4510-9-1339.5No0003112530218200No129,966*
4410-8-1421.6No001516292916410No110,694*
439-10-139.9No000282131251020No91,926*
429-9-143.5No0031327311951No75,715*
419-8-151.1No0161932291120.0%60,038*
408-10-140.3No00021128352040.146,835*
398-9-150.0No01620362990.335,612*
387-11-14OutNo02123238161.126,742*
377-10-15OutNo0162543253.719,245*
367-9-16OutNo0031843368.713,855*
357-8-17OutNo00111404817.29,534*
346-10-16OutNo017365727.56,396*
336-9-17OutNo04267042.14,157*
326-8-18OutNo02207853.52,617*
315-10-17OutNo01168364.61,663*
305-9-18OutNo0118975.3964*
295-8-19OutNo99181.2605*
284-10-18OutNo49688.1352*
274-9-19OutNo49690.4197*
264-8-20OutNo39794.1101*
253-10-19OutNo39795.161*
6-24OutNo100Yes410*
Total:82.7%13.4%211613119765432210.3%3,909,396

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/8100.0*Lottery seed
San Jose 2 Minnesota 5 -1.9
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 +0.1
Salt Lake 1 New York RB 1 -0.1
Los Angeles FC 3 Philadelphia 3 -0.1
Dallas 2 Montreal 2 -0.1
Seattle 1 Columbus 1 -0.0
Kansas City 4 Houston 0 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Minnesota vs New York RB-0.9+0.7+1.4
Atlanta vs Kansas City-0.0-0.0+0.1
New York City vs Dallas-0.1*-0.0+0.1
Columbus vs Salt Lake-0.0-0.0+0.1
Vancouver vs Colorado+0.0-0.1+0.0
Philadelphia vs San Jose-0.0-0.0+0.1
Houston vs Seattle-0.0-0.0+0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy-0.0-0.0+0.1
Toronto vs Nashville-0.0-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Lottery seed
Minnesota vs Montreal-0.9+0.7+1.4
New England vs Portland-0.0-0.0+0.1
New York City vs Vancouver-0.0-0.0+0.1
Salt Lake vs New England+0.1-0.0-0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City-0.0-0.0+0.1
Colorado vs Houston+0.0-0.1-0.0
Seattle vs Dallas+0.0-0.1+0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526
79-102100
7822-6-41000
7722-5-5100
7621-7-41000
7521-6-510000
7421-5-610000
7320-7-59900
7220-6-69900
7119-8-59910
7019-7-69811
6919-6-79811
6818-8-696220
6718-7-794330
6618-6-891540
6517-8-78767000
6417-7-881910000
6316-9-7741213010
6216-8-8651618010
6116-7-9542023020
6015-9-842242914000
5915-8-931263337010
5815-7-1020263651101000
5714-9-911243491713000
5614-8-10520291423260100
5513-10-921420192741102000
5413-9-1019112027917140100
5313-8-11055182115233902000
5212-10-1002112121924716140100
5112-9-11010751819142231002000
5012-8-12003112101822917160100
4911-10-110010631615162251203000
4811-9-12000211061919121928200
4711-8-1300010511410182181561000
4610-10-12001073171516211351000
4510-9-130000301161918211451000
4410-8-1400010511510212316720000
439-10-13000020831121241893100
429-9-1400031311212520114100
419-8-1500101310202622124100
408-10-1400000131021262212410
398-9-1500014102128231130
387-11-1400141224292181
377-10-150015152830174
367-9-1600272134279
357-8-1700312313617
346-10-16017234128
336-9-1703144042
326-8-1801103653
315-10-17043165
305-9-1822375
295-8-1911881
284-10-1801288
274-9-191990
264-8-20694
253-10-19595
6-24100
Total:1381068574534342332221111110