Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 6/10100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Portland 2 Dallas 0 -1.5
-4.2
-0.3
Kansas City 1 Montreal 1 +0.8
+0.1
Chicago 2 Atlanta 0 -0.4
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/17100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Average seed
Vancouver vs Dallas-2.7+0.1+3.5
-2.8-1.0+4.7
-0.4-0.0+0.5
NYCFC vs Seattle+0.3-0.0-0.9
-0.2+0.2+0.3
+0.0-0.0-0.1
Seattle vs Orlando-0.5+0.3+0.6
+0.0+0.0-0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City-0.6+0.2+0.4
+0.5+0.3-0.6
Los Angeles vs Houston-0.3+0.2+0.3
+0.1+0.1-0.2
Colorado vs Los Angeles+0.1+0.2-0.4
+0.0+0.0-0.1
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Salt Lake vs Minnesota+0.1+0.1-0.2
Colorado vs Portland-0.1+0.1+0.0
+0.2+0.1-0.3
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Minnesota vs Portland*-0.0+0.1-0.1
+0.2+0.1-0.3
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Toronto vs DC United-0.6+0.9+1.4
New England vs Chicago+0.4+0.1-1.0
DC United vs Atlanta+0.1+0.0-0.1
Atlanta vs Columbus-0.1+0.1+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Dallas finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
80-83InYes100No191,872*
7918-2-0In99.9%1000No1,817
7818-1-1In99.9100No4,681
7717-3-0In99.91000No10,800*
7617-2-1In99.91000No29,809
7517-1-2In99.81000No60,956*
7416-3-1In99.71000No134,874*
7316-2-2In99.51000No276,662*
7215-4-1In99.01000No519,631*
7115-3-2In98.41000No982,134*
7015-2-3In97.210000No1,720,742*
6914-4-2In95.49910No2,910,546*
6814-3-3In92.69910No4,781,497*
6713-5-2In88.59820No7,469,646*
6613-4-3In82.996400No11,318,429*
6513-3-4In75.594600No16,555,856*
6412-5-3In66.291900No23,290,352*
6312-4-4In55.4871300No31,831,388*
6211-6-3In43.6811810No41,967,213*
6111-5-4In31.77425200No53,488,472*
6011-4-5In20.96532300No66,155,527*
5910-6-4In12.15539600No79,105,796*
5810-5-5In6.1444511100No91,674,106*
5710-4-6In2.5334817200No103,025,915*
569-6-5100.0%0.82348254000No112,065,905*
559-5-6100.00.21443338100No118,202,781*
549-4-7100.00.083540152000No120,808,715*
538-6-6100.00.042542245000No119,592,229*
528-5-7100.00.0216383310100No114,775,780*
517-7-699.80.0183039193000No106,643,948*
507-6-799.2No042039288100No95,952,705*
497-5-897.4No0111333616200No83,585,673*
486-7-793.1No0052339266100No70,430,732*
476-6-884.5No00213343514200No57,411,906*
466-5-971.0No00062539245000No45,208,051*
455-7-853.7No00215373411100No34,385,158*
445-6-935.6No0017284021300No25,222,607*
435-5-1020.4No003184032810No17,834,787*
424-7-910.0No0019334016200.0%12,147,642*
414-6-104.1No004234326400.07,945,845*
404-5-111.4No0011340361000.04,997,666*
393-7-100.4No00732431710.13,010,359*
383-6-110.1No00322452730.41,729,268*
373-5-120.0No0113423861.5952,371*
362-7-110.0No0073547104.0497,522*
352-6-12OutNo032753178.6245,894*
342-5-13OutNo0218552615.7114,694*
331-7-12OutNo0111533525.350,707*
321-6-13OutNo006484636.420,761*
311-5-14OutNo04405647.97,711*
301-4-15OutNo02336559.22,742*
290-6-14OutNo1257469.5827*
280-5-15OutNo188278.5233*
270-4-16OutNo158581.855*
260-3-17OutNo99190.911*
250-2-18OutNo100Yes2
230-0-20OutNo029897.6191,256
Total:93.7%8.3%23221814106421000.0%1,691,545,264

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 6/10100.0*Lottery seed
Portland 2 Dallas 0 +0.7
Kansas City 1 Montreal 1 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 6/17100.0*Lottery seed
Vancouver vs Dallas+0.8+0.1-1.1
Minnesota vs Portland-0.1-0.0+0.1
Colorado vs Portland-0.1-0.0+0.1
Colorado vs Los Angeles-0.0-0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City-0.0-0.1+0.1
Los Angeles vs Houston-0.0-0.1+0.1
NYCFC vs Seattle-0.0-0.0+0.1
Seattle vs Orlando+0.0-0.0-0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
80-83100
7918-2-01000
7818-1-11000
7717-3-010000
7617-2-110000
7517-1-210000
7416-3-110000
7316-2-29900
7215-4-19910
7115-3-29810
7015-2-397200
6914-4-2954100
6814-3-3936100
6713-5-2899200
6613-4-383144000
6513-3-4751960000
6412-5-3662590000
6312-4-45531120000
6211-6-34438171100
6111-5-432422222000
6011-4-5214426530000
5910-6-41243291060000
5810-5-563828171011000
5710-4-6230232615220000
569-6-51221532205400000
559-5-60148352212801000
549-4-7083321921132200000
538-6-6041241329186500000
528-5-7020166331815911000
517-7-60108229142514430000
507-6-70040207321612711000
497-5-8001011231132412420000
486-7-700050237321412610000
476-6-8000201323211241041000
466-5-900006025634121151000
455-7-8000201523510161361000
445-6-900107028515221551000
435-5-100003018292226154100
424-7-90010904142827133000
414-6-10000401620322510200
404-5-1100100210263321610
393-7-100000041532321420
383-6-1100001723372570
373-5-1200002133336141
362-7-11000162441254
352-6-120021538369
342-5-13017314516
331-7-1203224925
321-6-1301144836
311-5-14084348
301-4-15043659
290-6-1412970
280-5-1502179
270-4-161882
260-3-17991
250-2-18100
230-0-200298
Total:8159148116846241111100000