How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
DC United 2 Miami 1 +6.5
+0.6
-2.1
+0.6
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 +0.4
+0.0
New England 1 Chicago 1 +0.4
Toronto 1 New York City 0 -0.1
Atlanta 2 Cincinnati 1 -0.1
San Jose 2 Minnesota 5 -0.1
LA Galaxy 0 Vancouver 1 +0.1
Portland 1 Nashville 0 +0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Cincinnati vs DC United-5.4+0.4+11.4
-0.7-0.2+1.8
+0.8-0.1-1.5
-0.5+0.0+1.0
Philadelphia vs San Jose-0.6+0.4+0.9
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy-0.6+0.4+0.8
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Toronto vs Nashville-0.5+0.4+0.8
-0.0+0.1+0.1
-0.0*+0.0+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
New York City vs Dallas-0.7+0.4+0.6
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
-0.1+0.0+0.1
Columbus vs Salt Lake-0.5+0.4+0.7
-0.0+0.1*+0.0
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Minnesota vs New York RB+0.4*-0.0-0.8
-0.1+0.1+0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Atlanta vs Kansas City-0.4+0.2+0.6
*-0.0+0.1-0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Orlando vs Chicago-0.1+0.5-0.2
Vancouver vs Colorado+0.1*+0.0-0.1
Houston vs Seattle+0.1-0.1-0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Salt Lake vs New England+0.4*+0.0-1.1
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
New England vs Portland-0.6+0.5+0.8
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Nashville vs Columbus+0.5*-0.0-0.8
+0.1-0.1-0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
New York City vs Vancouver-0.6+0.4+0.7
+0.1-0.0-0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Minnesota vs Montreal+0.4*-0.1-0.8
-0.1+0.1+0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Chicago vs Atlanta-0.3+0.4+0.2
+0.1*+0.0-0.1
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
Cincinnati vs Toronto-0.2+0.4*-0.0
+0.1-0.1-0.1
Miami vs New York RB-0.2+0.4*-0.0
+0.1*-0.0-0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City+0.1*+0.0-0.2
+0.1-0.0-0.1
Colorado vs Houston-0.1+0.1+0.1
-0.1*+0.0+0.1
Seattle vs Dallas*-0.0+0.1-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the DC United finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910111213SpoonCount
72-99In99.5%100No924*
7121-5-6In97.6991No382*
7020-7-5In98.21000No681*
6920-6-6In96.8991No1,066*
6819-8-5In94.8991No1,605*
6719-7-6In93.1982No2,614*
6619-6-7In88.7973No3,895*
6518-8-6In85.09550No5,694*
6418-7-7In78.79360No8,317*
6318-6-8In71.390100No11,857*
6217-8-7In61.9861310No16,485*
6117-7-8In51.3801910No22,389*
6017-6-9In39.9732520No30,048*
5916-8-8In28.36431500No40,276*
5816-7-9In18.15437810No51,451*
5715-9-8In10.2434213200No64,976*
5615-8-9In4.6334420400No80,080*
5515-7-10In1.82242278100No97,501*
5414-9-9100.0%0.5143633143000No116,112*
5314-8-10100.00.182836216100No134,005*
5214-7-11100.00.04193428123000No153,244*
5113-9-1099.90.01112733207100No172,850*
5013-8-1199.5No05183128134000No188,634*
4912-10-1097.9No02102431229200No203,612*
4812-9-1193.7No004152829175100No214,548*
4712-8-1284.0No0017203026123000No222,408*
4611-10-1168.0No0003112430228200No225,426*
4511-9-1247.9No0014152829175100No222,949*
4411-8-1328.3No001720302612300No217,876*
4310-10-1213.7No000311253122810No206,904*
4210-9-135.4No001516293016400.0%191,652*
4110-8-141.7No0028223325910.0174,877*
409-10-130.5No000031430331730.0155,356*
399-9-140.1No001723362670.2136,266*
389-8-150.0No003143435131.1116,891*
378-10-140.0No00182842223.396,599*
368-9-15OutNo0042044328.279,533*
358-8-16OutNo00213414416.063,216*
347-10-15OutNo018375526.549,284*
337-9-16OutNo004306538.737,572*
327-8-17OutNo02237551.927,807*
316-10-16OutNo01178263.620,013*
306-9-17OutNo00128874.214,341*
296-8-18OutNo089281.79,781*
285-10-17OutNo059587.06,425*
275-9-18OutNo049691.94,240*
265-8-19OutNo029894.32,570*
254-10-18OutNo19997.01,649*
244-9-19OutNo19998.1960*
234-8-20OutNo010099.1568*
223-10-19OutNo010099.3300*
213-9-20OutNo19999.4169*
3-20OutNo100Yes518*
Total:55.1%2.5%77888888888762.8%3,909,396

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/8100.0*Lottery seed
DC United 2 Miami 1 -1.2
New England 1 Chicago 1 -0.1
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 -0.0
Atlanta 2 Cincinnati 1 +0.0
Dallas 2 Montreal 2 -0.0
Seattle 1 Columbus 1 -0.0
Salt Lake 1 New York RB 1 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Cincinnati vs DC United+0.9-0.0-2.0
Atlanta vs Kansas City+0.1-0.0-0.1
Minnesota vs New York RB-0.0-0.0+0.1
Toronto vs Nashville+0.1-0.1-0.1
Columbus vs Salt Lake+0.1-0.1-0.1
Philadelphia vs San Jose+0.1-0.1-0.1
New York City vs Dallas+0.1-0.0-0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy+0.1-0.0-0.1
Orlando vs Chicago+0.0-0.1+0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Lottery seed
Minnesota vs Montreal-0.0+0.0+0.1
Salt Lake vs New England-0.0-0.0+0.1
Nashville vs Columbus-0.0-0.0+0.1
New England vs Portland+0.1-0.1-0.1
New York City vs Vancouver+0.1-0.0-0.1
Cincinnati vs Toronto+0.0-0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526
74-99100
7321-7-4991
7221-6-5991
7121-5-69821
7020-7-59810
6920-6-69731
6819-8-59541
6719-7-69352
6619-6-78983
6518-8-6851050
6418-7-77915600
6318-6-871181000
6217-8-7622413010
6117-7-8512818110
6017-6-94033232200
5916-8-828352845000
5816-7-918363078010
5715-9-8103329131312000
5615-8-952825191824000
5515-7-102201725225701000
5414-9-91141027221113130000
5314-8-10084241818183601000
5214-7-1104117102420911130000
5113-9-10010104231617173601000
5013-8-11005117923181012140000
4912-10-100209321131817580200
4812-9-11000401462316131525100
4712-8-120001071189211781141000
4611-10-11000030103211317171141000
4511-9-120010401552216181251000
4411-8-1300107118919211462000
4310-10-120000301131121231783100
4210-9-130010514112125191031000
4110-8-14000201411212621114100
409-10-13000000141121272111310
399-9-14000014122227211020
389-8-15000141325291971
378-10-14000016162929153
368-9-15000282233268
358-8-16001413313616
347-10-1500017244127
337-9-16003164139
327-8-17001103752
316-10-16053164
306-9-170032374
296-8-18011782
285-10-1711287
275-9-180892
265-8-190694
254-10-180397
244-9-19298
234-8-20199
223-10-19199
213-9-20199
3-20100
Total:24353535354545444444444433