How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/16100.0*Wooden Spoon
Colorado vs DC United+7.4-1.7-22.8
Atlanta vs Los Angeles-0.5+0.4+1.6
Orlando vs Columbus+0.1*-0.0-0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/20100.0*Wooden Spoon
DC United vs Atlanta-17.1+1.5+7.8
DC United vs New England-15.6+2.8+9.0
Seattle vs Minnesota-2.9+1.8+10.4
Chicago vs Minnesota-2.8+1.8+10.4
Portland vs Colorado-0.8+0.4+2.0
Salt Lake vs Colorado-0.9+0.2+1.8
Columbus vs Los Angeles-0.7+0.3+1.6
Salt Lake vs San Jose+0.1*-0.1-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the DC United finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield1234567891011SpoonCount
4910-0-081.4%No053244172No2,181
479-1-050.0No545419No22
469-0-121.1No21422611No38
458-2-013.3No133541111No113
448-1-13.3No326482020No490
437-3-00.2No0123838121No478
8-0-21.1No1143734141No438
427-2-10.4No042743233No3,038
417-1-2OutNo11642347No6,196
6-4-0OutNo11438398No1,432
406-3-1OutNo06314518No11,330
7-0-3OutNo07344514No4,275
396-2-2OutNo022049290.0%33,294
5-5-0OutNo02174636No2,580
386-1-3OutNo11145430.044,146
5-4-1OutNo1943480.024,985
375-3-2OutNo0433630.298,761
6-0-4OutNo0536600.121,820
4-6-0OutNo0329690.42,991
365-2-3OutNo0224750.7192,913
4-5-1OutNo0120791.236,181
355-1-4OutNo0015852.2188,005
4-4-2OutNo0013873.0176,041
3-7-0OutNo09914.12,549
344-3-3OutNo07936.8450,243
5-0-5OutNo08925.472,064
3-6-1OutNo05959.433,919
334-2-4OutNo039713.3650,305
3-5-2OutNo029817.0192,989
2-8-0OutNo19919.01,304
323-4-3OutNo019926.5613,984
4-1-5OutNo019922.5498,994
2-7-1OutNo010030.319,696
313-3-4OutNo0010038.11,163,080
4-0-6OutNo19934.4157,373
2-6-2OutNo010044.3129,159
1-9-0OutNo10045.9364
303-2-5OutNo010050.81,315,058
2-5-3OutNo010057.2485,286
1-8-1OutNo010059.76,368
292-4-4OutNo10068.21,131,783
3-1-6OutNo010063.5820,976
1-7-2OutNo10072.547,638
0-10-0OutNo10073.757
19-28OutNo10091.110,620,895*
Total:0.0%No000000019867.3%19,265,832

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/16100.0*Lottery seed
Colorado vs DC United+0.1-0.0-0.5
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 8/20100.0*Lottery seed
DC United vs Atlanta-0.3+0.0+0.1
DC United vs New England-0.3+0.1+0.2
Seattle vs Minnesota-0.0+0.0+0.1
Chicago vs Minnesota-0.0+0.0+0.1
Portland vs Colorado-0.0+0.0+0.1

What If

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If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819202122
4910-0-0024257440172
479-1-0545419
469-0-121422611
458-2-0673338142
448-1-11220442660
437-3-000729362151
427-2-10021332341530
417-1-2041934291120
406-3-1016233526810
396-2-20110283620400
386-1-30031736331110
5-4-10021334361410
375-3-201523412550
365-2-3001123737111
4-5-10193341151
355-1-40052744212
4-4-20032345253
344-3-30011342377
5-0-5011544345
3-6-100940419
334-2-4006344713
3-5-2004304917
323-4-302205227
4-1-502235223
313-3-401125038
4-0-601135134
2-6-20094644
303-2-50064351
2-5-3043857
292-4-4023068
3-1-6033463
1-7-2012672
282-3-5012278
3-0-7012475
1-6-301783
272-2-6001486
1-5-401090
261-4-50694
2-1-70892
0-7-30495
251-3-60397
2-0-80496
0-6-40298
241-2-70199
0-5-5199
231-1-80100
0-4-60100
220-3-7100
1-0-90100
19-21100
Total:0000000000001272367