Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 3/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 +6.0
+2.0
-0.6
+0.6
Los Angeles FC 3 Philadelphia 3 +0.4
+0.1
+0.0
Salt Lake 1 New York RB 1 +0.4
+0.1
+0.0
Seattle 1 Columbus 1 +0.3
+0.1
+0.0
Dallas 2 Montreal 2 +0.3
+0.1
+0.0
LA Galaxy 0 Vancouver 1 -0.1
Portland 1 Nashville 0 -0.1
Kansas City 4 Houston 0 -0.1
-0.1
San Jose 2 Minnesota 5 -0.2
Atlanta 2 Cincinnati 1 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Vancouver vs Colorado-4.1+0.4+7.9
-2.2-0.4+5.0
+0.2-0.0-0.3
-0.4+0.0+0.8
Columbus vs Salt Lake+0.3*-0.1-0.8
-0.1+0.2*+0.1
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy+0.3*-0.0-0.7
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
New York City vs Dallas+0.4*+0.0-0.6
+0.1*+0.1-0.2
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Philadelphia vs San Jose+0.3*-0.0-0.7
+0.0+0.0-0.1
Toronto vs Nashville+0.2*+0.0-0.7
-0.1+0.1*+0.1
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Minnesota vs New York RB-0.3+0.2+0.4
-0.2+0.3*+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Atlanta vs Kansas City+0.2*+0.0-0.5
*-0.1+0.2-0.2
+0.0*-0.0-0.1
Houston vs Seattle*-0.1+0.3-0.2
+0.1*+0.0-0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Colorado vs Houston+5.0-3.3-8.2
+2.5-2.1-3.7
-0.3+0.1+0.5
+0.5-0.4-0.8
Salt Lake vs New England-0.5+0.4+0.7
-0.0+0.0+0.1
New York City vs Vancouver+0.4*+0.0-0.7
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
New England vs Portland+0.3*+0.0-0.7
+0.0*+0.0-0.1
Nashville vs Columbus-0.4+0.3+0.5
+0.1*+0.0-0.3
Minnesota vs Montreal-0.3+0.2+0.4
-0.2+0.3*+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City-0.3+0.3*+0.1
+0.3+0.1-0.5
Seattle vs Dallas-0.2+0.4*-0.1
*-0.0+0.1-0.1
Chicago vs Atlanta+0.2+0.1-0.4
Miami vs New York RB+0.1+0.1-0.3
Cincinnati vs Toronto+0.1+0.1-0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Colorado finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910111213SpoonCount
75-102InYes100No1,946*
7421-5-6In99.6%1000No1,058*
7320-7-5In99.41000No1,706*
7220-6-6In99.31000No2,632*
7119-8-5In98.7991No3,941*
7019-7-6In98.3991No5,834*
6919-6-7In97.2991No8,658*
6818-8-6In95.79820No12,315*
6718-7-7In93.69730No17,154*
6618-6-8In90.29550No23,351*
6517-8-7In86.393700No31,004*
6417-7-8In79.8891100No41,055*
6316-9-7In72.6851410No52,772*
6216-8-8In63.1791910No66,048*
6116-7-9In52.7722530No81,180*
6015-9-8In41.16431500No98,259*
5915-8-9In29.65537810No117,044*
5815-7-10In19.0444212100No135,911*
5714-9-9In10.6334419300No154,900*
5614-8-10In5.12443267100No172,988*
5514-7-11In1.915393212200No189,520*
5413-9-10In0.69313619510No202,829*
5313-8-11100.0%0.1422362710200No213,822*
5212-10-1099.90.02133032175100No220,695*
5112-9-1199.70.01622332510200No223,877*
5012-8-1298.9No031328311861000No221,356*
4911-10-1196.3No01619312713300No214,400*
4811-9-1289.7No0021024312282000No205,078*
4711-8-1377.2No0014152829175100No190,502*
4610-10-1259.1No0017203026123000No173,856*
4510-9-1338.4No0003112531218100No154,431*
4410-8-1420.7No001515292916510No134,993*
439-10-139.4No00282132251120No115,680*
429-9-143.3No00031227321961No96,743*
419-8-151.0No00161932291220.0%79,214*
408-10-140.3No0021127352040.062,985*
398-9-150.0No01520363090.349,332*
388-8-160.0No002123239161.137,793*
377-10-15OutNo0172543253.628,725*
367-9-16OutNo031744368.920,531*
357-8-17OutNo00111414716.914,443*
346-10-16OutNo006345927.810,135*
336-9-17OutNo003286940.76,808*
326-8-18OutNo02217754.24,501*
315-10-17OutNo1168364.52,875*
305-9-18OutNo0118973.01,766*
295-8-19OutNo089282.91,004*
284-10-18OutNo49688.7631*
274-9-19OutNo49692.0339*
264-8-20OutNo19995.6183*
6-25OutNo10098.7593*
Total:77.8%9.9%161412119876543210.5%3,909,396

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 3/8100.0*Lottery seed
Colorado 2 Orlando 1 -1.2
Los Angeles FC 3 Philadelphia 3 -0.1
Dallas 2 Montreal 2 -0.1
Salt Lake 1 New York RB 1 -0.1
Seattle 1 Columbus 1 -0.1
San Jose 2 Minnesota 5 +0.0
Kansas City 4 Houston 0 +0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Vancouver vs Colorado+0.8-0.0-1.7
New York City vs Dallas-0.1-0.0+0.1
Atlanta vs Kansas City-0.0-0.0+0.1
Minnesota vs New York RB+0.1-0.1-0.1
Columbus vs Salt Lake-0.0-0.0+0.1
Miami vs LA Galaxy-0.0-0.0+0.1
Houston vs Seattle-0.0-0.0+0.1
Toronto vs Nashville-0.0-0.0+0.1
Philadelphia vs San Jose-0.0-0.0+0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 3/15100.0*Lottery seed
Colorado vs Houston-1.0+0.7+1.6
Minnesota vs Montreal+0.1-0.1-0.1
New York City vs Vancouver-0.0-0.0+0.1
Salt Lake vs New England+0.1-0.1-0.1
New England vs Portland-0.0-0.0+0.1
San Jose vs Kansas City-0.0-0.0+0.1
Seattle vs Dallas+0.0-0.1+0.0

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526
75-102100
7421-5-610000
7320-7-59900
7220-6-69900
7119-8-59911
7019-7-69811
6919-6-79711
6818-8-696220
6718-7-794330
6618-6-890550
6517-8-78667000
6417-7-880911000
6316-9-7731214010
6216-8-8631619010
6116-7-9531925130
6015-9-841233015000
5915-8-930253438010
5815-7-101925366120100
5714-9-9112334101813000
5614-8-10519291524260100
5514-7-1121420192841202000
5413-9-1018112027918150100
5313-8-110441721152431002000
5212-10-1002112121825716150100
5112-9-11010651719142231002000
5012-8-120031121018239171601000
4911-10-11001063161516225120300
4811-9-120002110618191220282000
4711-8-130010411410182181661000
4610-10-12000107317151621145100
4510-9-130000301061918221451000
4410-8-14001041141021231672000
439-10-1300020831221241893100
429-9-14000031411212520114100
419-8-1500101411202621124100
408-10-140000141020272212410
398-9-1500014112228221030
388-8-16000141224292181
377-10-150015152830174
367-9-1600282134279
357-8-1700313303617
346-10-16017234128
336-9-17002154141
326-8-180193554
315-10-17053064
305-9-18022473
295-8-1911683
284-10-181189
274-9-190892
264-8-20496
253-10-19595
243-9-20496
233-8-21397
6-22100
Total:106958574645343433222211110