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Columbus Crew Playoff Chances

Tied DC United 1-1, playoff odds down 1.1 to 85.8%
11 points   3-2-1

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 4/19100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Crew 1 DC United 1 -2.6
-0.4
-3.2
+0.1
-0.2
Union 0 Dynamo 0 +0.4
+0.1
Fire 1 New England 1 +0.3
FC Dallas 2 Toronto FC 1 +0.2
-0.4
+0.0
Sporting KC 4 Impact 0 -0.1
-0.3
Chivas USA 1 Sounders 2 -0.6
Real Salt Lake 1 Timbers 0 -0.5
Rapids 0 Earthquakes 0 +0.4
Whitecaps 2 Galaxy 2 +0.2
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 4/26100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Win MLS Cup100.0*Supporters Shield100.0*Wooden Spoon100.0*Average seed
Crew vs Red Bulls+4.0-2.6-7.1
+0.6-0.4-1.1
+2.8-2.4-4.2
-0.1+0.0+0.2
+0.3-0.2-0.6
DC United vs FC Dallas-0.6+0.3+0.6
-0.1+0.0+0.1
+0.5+0.2-0.9
Dynamo vs Timbers-0.5+0.4+0.7
-0.1+0.1+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
-0.0+0.0+0.1
Impact vs Union+0.2+0.2-0.6
+0.0+0.0-0.1
New England vs Sporting KC-0.5+0.3+0.3
+0.4+0.2-0.7
Real Salt Lake vs Whitecaps-0.4+0.4+0.5
Sounders vs Rapids-0.1+0.3-0.2

What If

Chances based on how well the Crew finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inSupportersChance will finish regular season at seedWooden
TPW-D-LplayoffsShield12345678910SpoonCount
80-95In100.0%100No57,230*
7921-5-2In99.91000No3,934*
7821-4-3In99.91000No7,687*
7721-3-4In100.01000No14,478*
7620-5-3In99.81000No26,291*
7520-4-4In99.91000No46,699*
7419-6-3In99.71000No79,781*
7319-5-4In99.61000No134,260*
7219-4-5In99.41000No219,822*
7118-6-4In98.91000No349,387*
7018-5-5In98.31000No541,439*
6917-7-4In97.3991No816,824*
6817-6-5In95.89910No1,203,607*
6717-5-6In93.69820No1,732,239*
6616-7-5In90.39820No2,433,567*
6516-6-6In86.19730No3,333,348*
6415-8-5In80.39550No4,463,386*
6315-7-6In73.193700No5,837,119*
6215-6-7In64.4901000No7,460,670*
6114-8-6In54.3861400No9,317,506*
6014-7-7In43.48118100No11,377,089*
5914-6-8In32.37524100No13,572,172*
5813-8-7In22.26830200No15,831,135*
5713-7-8In13.76036400No18,047,917*
5613-6-9100.0%7.450437000No20,122,967*
5512-8-8100.03.4404711100No21,944,688*
5412-7-9100.01.3315018200No23,368,492*
5311-9-8100.00.42149254000No24,359,847*
5211-8-9100.00.11344338100No24,800,506*
5111-7-1099.90.083640152000No24,675,239*
5010-9-999.50.042642235000No24,012,178*
4910-8-1098.40.0116383211100No22,812,223*
4810-7-1195.40.0083038194000No21,178,380*
479-9-1088.8No0419372910100No19,213,587*
469-8-1177.0No01103035184000No17,013,325*
459-7-1260.2No00420362810100No14,704,829*
448-9-1141.1No00211293519400No12,411,736*
438-8-1224.0No00041935291010No10,217,789*
428-7-1311.8No00210293619400.0%8,200,317*
417-9-124.8No0004193630910.06,416,499*
407-8-131.6No0021030381820.04,896,829*
396-10-120.5No000521402850.23,629,464*
386-9-130.1No002133638110.82,623,582*
376-8-140.0No00172945192.61,844,034*
365-10-130.0No0032048296.31,258,309*
355-9-140.0No00113464012.5835,257*
345-8-15OutNo007405221.4536,700*
335-7-16OutNo004336332.3335,714*
324-9-15OutNo02267243.8202,734*
314-8-16OutNo01198055.6118,704*
304-7-17OutNo00148666.566,421*
293-9-16OutNo099075.736,168*
283-8-17OutNo069482.918,663*
273-7-18OutNo49688.19,543*
262-9-17OutNo29892.24,389*
252-8-18OutNo29894.92,084*
242-7-19OutNo19995.9882*
232-6-20OutNo19997.9373*
11-22OutNo100100.053,721*
Total:85.8%11.2%282316118643210.2%408,833,760

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Crew finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:Chance will play in first round
TPW-D-LWin CupByeSporting KCToronto FCDynamoDC UnitedUnionNew EnglandFireRed BullsImpact
64-9512.5%Yes
6315-7-612.51000
6215-6-712.51000000
6114-8-612.510000000000
6014-7-712.5100000000000
5914-6-812.5100000000000
13-9-612.5100000000000
5813-8-712.5100000000000
14-5-912.5100000000000
5713-7-812.5100000000000
12-10-612.5100000000000
5613-6-912.5100000000000
12-9-712.5100000000000
5512-8-812.599000000000
13-5-1012.599000000000
11-11-612.599000000000
5412-7-912.598000000000
11-10-712.498000000000
5311-9-812.396011111100
12-6-1012.496011111000
5211-8-912.291111111110
12-5-1112.291111111110
10-11-712.291111111110
5111-7-1011.883122222220
10-10-811.883122222220
12-4-1211.984122222220
5010-9-911.371244444331
11-6-1111.371244444331
9-12-711.371244443331
4910-8-1010.455366655551
9-11-810.455366665551
11-5-1210.456366655551
4810-7-119.239488877672
9-10-99.138488877772
479-9-107.523599988882
10-6-127.623599988882
469-8-115.812489988783
8-11-95.812499988883
459-7-124.05378777672
448-9-112.52256555552
438-8-121.30133333331
428-7-130.60112222111
417-9-120.20011111110
407-8-130.10000000000
397-7-140.00000000000
386-9-130.0000000000
376-8-140.0000000000
365-10-130.000000000
354-12-12No00
11-34No
Total:9.7%66.91.32.52.62.62.42.42.22.20.7
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Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds.

Big Games

Week of 4/19100.0*Lottery seed
Crew 1 DC United 1 +0.5
Sporting KC 4 Impact 0 +0.1
FC Dallas 2 Toronto FC 1 -0.0
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 4/26100.0*Lottery seed
Crew vs Red Bulls-0.7+0.5+1.1
Dynamo vs Timbers+0.1-0.1-0.1
DC United vs FC Dallas+0.1-0.0-0.1
New England vs Sporting KC-0.0-0.0+0.1
Impact vs Union-0.0-0.0+0.1

What If

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TPW-D-L12345678910111213141516171819
83-95100
8222-5-11000
8122-4-21000
8022-3-31000
7921-5-210000
7821-4-310000
7721-3-410000
7620-5-310000
7520-4-410000
7419-6-310000
7319-5-410000
7219-4-59910
7118-6-49910
7018-5-59810
6917-7-49721
6817-6-5963100
6717-5-6945200
6616-7-5907200
6516-6-68610300
6415-8-58015500
6315-7-6732070000
6215-6-76425100000
6114-8-65432131000
6014-7-743381711000
5914-6-832432131000
5813-8-7224624620000
5713-7-81446251140000
5613-6-97432518610000
5512-8-8337212610210000
5412-7-9129153513420000
5311-9-80219401510400000
5211-8-90134401518711000
5111-7-1008234112811420000
5010-9-904025735131050000
4910-8-10010163361220921000
4810-7-11000812982913641000
479-9-100040194331415920000
469-8-1101010129112514710000
459-7-120004020630171661000
448-9-1100201122715241551000
438-8-120000401992426134000
428-7-1300020104172925113000
417-9-1200004182331228200
407-8-1300020313273018510
396-10-120000161831281330
386-9-1300002924332381
376-8-14000004153132153
365-10-13000172336256
355-9-140000315343512
345-8-150018284221
335-7-16004204432
324-9-15002134244
314-8-160173656
304-7-170042967
293-9-16022276
283-8-17011683
273-7-1801288
262-9-170792
252-8-180595
242-7-19496
232-6-20298
221-8-19199
11-21100
Total:11178155114735333221100