Sports Club Stats, which I have open
in like seven browser tabs always
-Katie Baker

Portland Trail Blazers Playoff Chances

Beat Phoenix 109-86, playoff odds unchanged at 100%
48-25   .658

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Monday100.0*Win title100.0*Average seed
LA Clippers 102 Denver 98 *-0.0
If winner is:HomeAway
Brooklyn vs Portland-0.3+0.1
-0.2+0.1
TuesdayNone

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Portland finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TWW-Lplayoffs123456789101112131415Count
579-0In937011,418,344
568-1In7030091,064,689
557-2In305812294,957,736
546-3In53956510,707,898
535-4In0793526,098,289
524-5In00100336,658,958
513-6In00100134,332,261
502-7In10032,288,345
491-8In980114,225,118
480-9In880210388,062
Total:In1022680001,942,139,700

First Round Opponent What If

First round opponent based on how well the Portland finish out the regular season.   Explain

If finish:WinChance will play in first round
TWW-LtitleGolden StateMemphisLA ClippersHoustonSan AntonioDallasOklahoma CityNew OrleansPhoenix
579-04.7%011982700
568-14.50452361600
557-24.1310144029300
546-33.414222631710
535-42.822263120100
524-52.524253218000
513-62.52524331800
502-72.42622341800
491-82.41262134180
480-92.310241931160
Total:3.2%0.016.521.026.025.510.01.00.00.0
Games Above .500  (Full Screen)
Chance Will Make Playoffs  (Full Screen)

Lottery

Why are you looking down here? We just made the playoffs!

Big Games

Monday100.0*Lottery seed
LA Clippers 102 Denver 98 +0.0
Memphis 103 Orlando 94 +0.0
If winner is:HomeAway
Brooklyn vs Portland+0.4-0.2
TuesdayNone

What If

This isn't your lottery pick because it does not factor in ping pong balls.
It's the final seed that gets you the ping pong balls.
The top 16 seeds are wrong, just ignore them for now.

100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance will finish season at seed
TWW-L123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
579-09370
568-170300
557-22825812
546-3313956
535-4007093
524-500001000
513-6000973
502-78515
491-86138011
480-930580210
Total:91220671000