"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did last week and who we should root for this week.   Explain

Week of 7/1100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Crows 57 Swans 50 +0.8
+0.5
Kangaroos 70 Saints 79 +0.1
Tigers 81 Blues 184 +0.1
Dockers 112 Suns 62 -0.1
+0.1
Bombers 115 Cats 111 -0.1
If winner is:HomeDrawAway
Week of 7/8100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Suns vs Swans+0.2*-0.0-0.2
Magpies vs Kangaroos+0.2*+0.0-0.2
+0.1+0.0-0.1
Bulldogs vs Blues-0.2+0.1+0.2
Power vs Saints+0.1+0.2-0.1
-0.0+0.1+0.0
Bombers vs Tigers*+0.0+0.2-0.0
Hawks vs Lions+0.1+0.1-0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Crows finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-D-Lplayoffs1234567891011121314151617Count
488-0-094.6%00423422650032,929
467-1-084.5011236361320013,404
447-0-136.20182837215100253,468
6-2-034.7172737226102,453
426-1-118.8031632301540093,365
5-3-014.431134321730264
406-0-21.20018253523710889,450
5-2-11.201824342481014,671
4-4-0Out314615813
385-1-20.300313293318400279,793
4-3-10.20312283418501,303
365-0-30.000182639232001,777,730
4-2-20.000182639232036,792
3-4-1Out9342523864
344-1-30.00003143639800467,692
3-3-2Out02133540902,541
2-5-1Out1001
324-0-4Out0002164929402,219,407
3-2-3Out021649284048,639
2-4-2Out11352304122
303-1-4Out0063942121467,899
2-3-3Out0539421212,528
1-5-2Out67333
283-0-5Out00117453171,776,533
2-2-4Out01184630636,935
1-4-3Out145526469
262-1-5Out007354315279,690
1-3-4Out073542161,300
242-0-6Out01174735889,396
1-2-5Out118463514,707
0-4-4Out12652417
221-1-6Out07385493,573
0-3-5Out173557284
201-0-7Out022474253,884
0-2-6Out123762,481
180-1-7Out0108913,283
160-0-8Out049633,317
Total:1.6%000001246914222014810,000,000
Games Above .500
Chance Will Make Playoffs