"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Monday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Relegated100.0*Average seed
Penguins 5 Tsunamis 0 +22.4
No
+0.8
Squares 4 Pixies 2 -10.5
No
-0.2
Gremlins 1 Hellhounds 2 +5.8
+0.1
Catfish 2 Seals 4 -0.9
-0.1
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Tuesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Relegated100.0*Average seed
Hellhounds vs Penguins-19.9-2.8+10.8+16.3
-0.6-0.2+0.2+0.6
Squares vs Catfish-11.9-6.3+6.2+11.9
-0.1-0.1+0.1+0.1
Tsunamis vs Seals-5.3-2.3+0.9+5.9
-0.1-0.1+0.0+0.1
Islanders vs Gremlins*+0.0*+0.0+0.3-0.2

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Penguins finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-OTL-OTplayoffs12345678910RelegatedCount
452-00-0In1244431No2,844,870
441-10-0In131644No2,579,063
431-00-198.9%969211No2,576,064
0-20-0In126919No584,076
421-01-087.5484013No5,680,656
0-10-187.4484013No1,171,354
410-11-076.8235323No2,575,212
0-00-275.3235225No586,483
400-01-149.784250No2,579,188
390-02-027.8226648No2,842,534
Total:79.3%1103929201No24,019,500
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs