"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Thursday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Relegated100.0*Average seed
Snipers 0 Yetis 5 -7.2
+7.2
-0.9
Tsunamis 1 Pixies 2 +1.3
-1.3
+0.1
Cheesesteaks 4 LAHC 0 -1.1
+1.1
-0.1
Forest Fires 5 Cop Killas 0 -0.6
+0.6
-0.1
Bears 3 Leopards 5 +0.2
-0.2
Costanzas 0 Crabs 2 -0.2
+0.2
+0.1
Penguins 4 Turtles 0 +0.1
-0.1
Princes 0 Trains 1 (ot)+0.0
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Monday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Relegated100.0*Average seed
Trains vs Snipers-2.5-2.0-0.3+3.1
+2.5+2.0+0.3-3.1
-0.8-0.3+0.2+0.8
Seals vs Tsunamis+0.6+0.2-0.3-0.6
-0.6-0.2+0.3+0.6
+0.1+0.0-0.0-0.1
Turtles vs Princes-0.4-0.1+0.3+0.4
+0.4+0.1-0.3-0.4
+0.1+0.0-0.0-0.1
Yetis vs Squares+0.4+0.1-0.2-0.4
-0.4-0.1+0.2+0.4
Bosses vs Penguins+0.3*-0.0-0.2-0.3
-0.3*+0.0+0.2+0.3
Pixies vs Bears+0.2*+0.0-0.1-0.1
-0.2*-0.0+0.1+0.1

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Snipers finish out the regular season.   Explain

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If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-OTL-OTplayoffs1234567891011121314151617181920RelegatedCount
274-00-058.5%004183730102041.5%244,738
263-10-027.000522372691073.0243,965
253-00-16.701622362780093.3244,916
2-20-08.001724352570092.091,506
243-01-01.300192838212098.7977,333
2-10-11.300192838222098.7183,740
1-30-01.702102937202098.315,100
232-11-00.10213354010199.9732,313
2-00-20.102123540111099.991,844
1-20-10.10212344111199.946,371
0-40-0Out2133339121Yes950
222-01-10.000318472750100.0733,770
1-21-00.000318472740100.0183,375
1-10-20.000317482850100.046,194
0-30-1Out0318482650Yes3,857
212-02-00.000074040120100.01,466,092
1-11-1Out0074041120Yes365,765
0-31-0Out0074140120Yes15,344
1-00-3Out063941121Yes15,218
0-20-2Out0063942120Yes5,836
201-12-0Out012146293Yes732,916
1-01-2Out012146293Yes184,006
0-21-1Out012046303Yes45,705
0-10-3Out12047293Yes3,798
191-02-1Out083546110Yes733,473
0-22-0Out0083545110Yes91,622
0-11-2Out083546100Yes45,718
0-00-4Out10344511Yes955
181-03-0Out32251222Yes976,798
0-12-1Out32252221Yes183,552
0-01-3Out32251222Yes15,190
170-13-0Out0845425Yes243,954
0-02-2Out0844426Yes91,622
160-03-1Out02265220Yes244,131
150-04-0Out00145036Yes245,813
Total:2.6%0001247122223198297.4%9,547,480
Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs