"...per the brilliant Sports Club Stats"
(thank you Mr. Dater)

How are these numbers calculated?

Big Games

How we did yesterday and who we should root for today.   Explain

Wednesday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
Costanzas 0 Penguins 1 -5.2
-0.1
Squares 5 Cop Killas 0 +2.5
+0.1
Bosses 1 Nannies 4 -0.6
-0.1
If winner is:HomeHome OTAway OTAway
Thursday100.0*Chance in playoffs100.0*Average seed
LAHC vs Pixies-9.7-3.4+3.2+9.8
-0.4-0.1+0.1+0.4
Tsunamis vs Nannies+0.7+0.2*-0.0-0.2
+0.1+0.0*-0.0-0.0

* A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know.

What If

Chances based on how well the Pixies finish out the regular season.   Explain

100100100100100100100100100100
If finish:Chance inChance will finish regular season at seed
TPW-OTL-OTplayoffs12345678910Count
5612-00-0In9911,272
5511-10-0In1000203
5410-20-0In9541735*
5310-10-1In93432,330*
529-20-1In84886,143*
519-21-0In73121413,873*
509-11-1In601624029,038*
498-21-1In4519360055,021*
487-31-1In3019490197,068*
478-12-1100.0%171860040158,996*
467-22-199.8914670100242,516*
456-32-199.239661201346,462*
447-13-197.015571333217,501*
6-22-297.115571333252,411*
436-23-192.202422468352,095*
5-32-292.502432458245,772*
426-13-283.60127353016386,489*
5-33-183.9012735316335,702*
415-23-271.80015354028222,087
6-14-171.90015354028339,014*
5-34-071.60015354028265,214*
405-24-157.407248043410,419*
5-13-357.1007248043480,683*
395-14-242.3031380580545,405*
5-25-042.203138058368,715*
384-24-228.811270710303,691*
5-15-129.0011270710355,302*
3-33-328.701127071232,408*
374-25-118.500180810214,185
3-34-218.000170820284,821*
5-05-218.300180820324,203*
364-15-210.600100890422,349*
3-35-110.500100890298,538*
354-16-15.80060940253,119*
3-25-25.50050940347,779*
343-26-12.80030970471,945*
333-16-21.30109800352,065*
322-26-20.50009910248,400*
312-27-10.2009820163,844*
302-17-20.1009550101,793*
292-18-10.0009010059,705*
281-28-10.008018232,207*
271-18-2Out6828416,460*
261-19-1Out5339807,778*
251-09-2Out3447193,245*
240-19-2Out21483201,199*
230-110-1Out1043460429*
220-010-2Out334621133*
210-011-1Out3757730
200-012-0Out0157861,234
Total:46.5%22151270530009,872,026

* Row combines multiple less frequent records.

Points
Chance Will Make Playoffs